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Guys Who Have 0.00001 Bitcoin Right Now

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 12:56:32 ago (+1/-1)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/uLoeQLHbq18?si=BTwlsfLQXiUFhDjW

This is for all you crypto dorks out there waiting for BTC to hit $100k - FUCK IT JUST WENT DOWN! Oh, now it's up...


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:11:50 ago (+0/-0)

We can make fun all we want, just like I did in 2008-2010ish. Bitcoin was @$25(?).

I had a couple hundred bucks laying around and I said, man I hate the government and the fed, I should buy some but then the reasonable side kicked in and I told myself, "yeah, this $200 can go towards my credit card bill instead".

That's what I did. Who's the chump? I AM.

Bitcoin had a price of zero when it was introduced in 2009. Its price jumped from its long-held level of $0.10 to $0.20 on Oct. 26, 2010.

$200/.20= 1000 btc

Bitcoin USD 97,928

98 MILLION DOLLARS NIGGERS

I am so stupid.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

This is the #1 reason nocoiner faggots are so autistically fanatical about their anti-Bitcoin ideology.

They missed the boat and are now obligated to hate it or they would be forced to deal with the suicidal thoughts from their failure.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:22:09 ago (+2/-0)

oy vey goyim you only hate it because you don’t have more jew confetti now than you would have then

it cannot possibly be because it’s the most perfect fiat currency ever created

it cannot possibly be because every single transaction is public, tracing back to every single bank account

it cannot possibly be because it requires you to pay for two completely separate jew-owned systems in order to even access it

your hate is purely irrational

I can’t wait for you to starve to death when the collapse comes because your grocery store won’t take “no seriously I swear I have fifty bitcoin just take my IOU and wait for the Internet to come back” instead of actual money.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 14:24:03 ago (+0/-0)

It gets worse.

I knew about it early enough that I could have mined it with a spare laptop. Even if would have taken 2 weeks for the first, and 6 weeks for the second......which is why I was going to just buy some.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2024 15:58:56 ago (+0/-0)*

Being willing to do anything for money is against my morals, so I passed on the pretty likely trip to the moon via bitcoin. If I could, I would not go back and buy it at $32, just to 'make money'.

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=CRYPTO%3ABTCUSD

Have had this tab open for the past 11 years on this computer, as on the previous computer. Wouldn't touch 'cryptocoins' with the proverbial 10 foot pole though.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2024-11-22/why-100000-just-start-bitcoin

Sure, could easily go to $500K or a million, and probably will. I won't be making an OnlyFans account either.