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Thanksgiving is beyond gay

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 16:00:07 ago (+8/-4)     (AnonWhatever)

Had to do some shopping today - not for the holiday but usual shit. Stores are busy full of retards with their shopping lists, buying their canned cranberry sauce, boxes of stuffing, premade pumpkin pies, etc. Black Friday deals last this entire week or longer, so the other dumbfucks are buying their cheap Chinese kitchen appliances and heated blankets at what they think are discounts but are just markdowns off inflated prices.

A bunch of retarded sheep. How many of them still believe Thanksgiving originated when the whites and the savages sat down one day and shared a meal? "Well uhhh it's tradition."

Faggots. All of you. The day off is nice but the Thanksgiving holiday itself is fucking gay.


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[ - ] anon 1269379 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 18:28:42 ago (+4/-0)

You don't like white culture? Guess you're a nigger or jew.

[ - ] anon 3381038 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:59:57 ago (+0/-0)*

Thanksgiving is a commercial holiday pushed by jews to have retards spend all day stuffing their fat faces then go stand in line at 4am the next morning for $5 toasters.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:15:19 ago (+4/-0)

@anon is mad his family didn't invite him to eat roast beast with them.

[ - ] anon 3381038 [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

That's okay, your wife invited me to eat her roast beef instead.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

But isn’t thanksgiving a jewish holiday master_foo?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

Jews hate Thanksgiving.
ProTip: Find a "Thanksgiving is bad" article, it's probably written by a Jew.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:34:56 ago (+3/-0)

Hopefully no has to be with you on holidays.

[ - ] anon 3381038 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:00:21 ago (+0/-0)

I'm getting dragged to a family affair, but rest assured I will spread as much misery as I can.

[ - ] anon 3055432 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 16:59:08 ago (+2/-0)

not a fan of turkey but the push from the media this year for non turkey menus is suspect. Make me want it just to spite them. Cranberry jelly is superior to fresh and its just like halloween when its the one day of year a butterfingers tastes good, thanksgiving is the only time pumpkin pie and egg nog are a go. Go buy some and the all the sour puss feeling you are having will go away.

i bought a new matress with black friday sales not much of a knock off but still 50 is 50. since i bought 2 technically i saved a 100.

100 what? bucks buddy 100 bucks.Thats like christmas shopping money right there.

Now Christmas, thats a sham right there. Thats the really gay holiday.

[ - ] anon 3381038 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

the push from the media this year for non turkey menus is suspect.

In twenty years Thanksgiving will be celebrated by eating a wide assortment of bugs.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

I love the time with family.

Next year, I intend to spend a lot more time with family and will even try making some more family.

[ - ] anon 2774680 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 18:57:47 ago (+1/-0)

I see what you’re saying. I, too, loathe the commercialization of all White holidays especially Thanksgiving and Christmas. I refuse to buy in to that aspect of it and instead focus on the important parts. I’m hosting for my family so that the cousins can make good memories like I have of my childhood. I make big homemade meals, we play games together, and it’s a blast.

[ - ] anon 3290978 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 18:02:53 ago (+1/-0)

I celebrate the Puritans' genocidal Indian Wars on Thanksgiving.

[ - ] anon 1189376 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:54:49 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck the retail aspect of it, the holiday used to be pretty great.

[ - ] anon 2925552 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

PSA: For the poorfags out there, post-thanksgiving is a good opportunity to stock up on very cheap frozen turkeys (assuming you have freezer space).

For me it's always just been a day to honour and celebrate family. Feather niggers are the furthest thing from our minds.

[ - ] anon 1296384 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:13:25 ago (+1/-0)

Try spending the day cooking stuff from scratch. It's work but it pays off in so many ways. Most notably,you're a little more thankful for all the good things you have in life. Like freshly made food made by loving hands.

[ - ] anon 3975969 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:08:13 ago (+1/-0)*

Wife got a spiral cut ham this year. I offered to get a prime rib, she's cooking for family and I think she thought that was too over the top. 2 years back was memorable because my brother was out walking my dog (and left her off leash because she obeys so well) when it spotted a flock of wild turkeys out in a field of tall dead grass (the day before thanksgiving) and immeditly ran out, grabbed one, and brought it back to him. LOL. It survived, but he was as shocked as the turkey.

[ - ] anon 1933153 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, let the nihilism flow through you.

[ - ] anon 3381038 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

Call it what you want. Thanksgiving is G-A-Y.

[ - ] anon 4055739 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:01:18 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed.

Birthdays and New Years are the only real holidays

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

Real "New Year' is April 1st.

[ - ] anon 3381038 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 21:02:00 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone over the age of 18 who still expects to receive gifts on their birthday is a retard.

[ - ] anon 3405835 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 16:10:56 ago (+1/-0)

the commercialized aspect is gay, but a feast is a feast. i tried to get my wife to cook us up one of the wild turkeys that wander through every day. unfortunately i've done too good of a job insulating her from the apocalypse and she insists on a frankenturkey from the store. ah well. one of these years she'll get it.

[ - ] anon 4055739 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 17:02:29 ago (+2/-1)

Poop in her butthole, to show dominance

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2024 19:44:44 ago (+1/-1)

It promotes obesity. Take a pass on all those high calorie dishes. You will be glad you did.