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I'm feeling like a million fucking bucks and nothings gonna bring me down. Gonna ride the high till I die. Comment if you're feeling ten feel tall and made of steel too.

submitted by prototype to whatever 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 16:22:11 ago (+2/-1)     (whatever)

Faggots, commies, and defeatists need not comment.


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[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 16:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

i farted and scared the cat. felt like a big man.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 16:52:11 ago (+2/-0)

One time some punk ass bitch girl scouts came to my door, to sell..guess what...cookies! I don't want their cookies, and their little inane minds couldn't grasp that I didn't want their shitty cookies. Fuck off already, right? I eventually had to push them onto my front lawn and challenge them to a fight, Fucking cookies.

Anyway, then next thing I know, there is a size five 'hello kitty' sneaker, attached to a tiny leg kicking me in the face.

Long story short, I ended up buying ~$100 worth of those shit cookies. Which, as I found out, is like four boxes.

Anyway, I left a nasty fingernail scratch on that little bitches leg, while I was laying on the ground.

So, yeah, I am made of steel, bitches!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 23:57:03 ago (+0/-0)

why am i not surprised you get into fistfights with teenage girls in girl scout uniforms.

now tell the truth, was that you didnt want their cookies,
or that you didnt want to PAY for the cookies?

i feel like we havent heard the full story.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 6 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:01:39 ago (+0/-0)

You don't understand. These weren't just girl scouts, they were dipsomanaical bloodlusting heathes, with an almost supernatural power. I mean, I may, and I stress "may", have had a few drinks.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 18:24:21 ago (+1/-0)

Feeling closer to a borrowed ten spot and my normal stature. The holidays a rough, and I'll be alone all day Thursday. I'm glad you're feeling good though. Take those wins when you can get 'em.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 18:27:27 ago (+1/-0)

Best ride your ass to Mexico when you release your new math proof.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 20:27:17 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsNov 26, 2024 23:56:08 ago (+0/-0)

"Nothings gonna bring me down!"

Maybe hes born with it, maybe its bipolar disorder.