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Fuck You Samuel L. Jackson!

submitted by Dingo to whatever 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 11:22:12 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/4c1xmh.mp4

I have no idea where this clip came from, but I agree 100%.


28 comments block


[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 10 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 11:48:06 ago (+10/-0)

The Shawshank Redemption line was good.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 20:31:21 ago (+1/-0)

Especially because it was obviously him. A nigger with a last name of "Freeman" was a little too on the nose.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 9 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 13:57:06 ago (+9/-0)

FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS ASSHOLE CLIP...THEY CAN ALL JUMP INTO A POOL OF ELECTRIC EELS

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 13:05:24 ago (+6/-0)

I grew tired of the angry nigger drone years ago.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:27:50 ago (+5/-0)

My favorite part was when the White woman told the Nigger, "Fuck you anyway!"

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 13:56:22 ago (+6/-1)

Every single role that Samuel L Jackson ever played:

Fuck you Whitey, ya cracka white devil!

Hahahhaha! Black-on-White racism is funny! Amirite guys?

This guy has made a career out of insulting whites and painting targets on our backs. I don’t like him. I sure don’t think he’s funny.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:30:13 ago (+2/-0)

Would you rather have Niggers in movies not act like Niggers?
Nobody plays a Nigger better than Morgan Freeman.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 18:20:05 ago (+3/-0)

I would rather not have anti-white abuse used as comic relief.

Morgan freeman doesn’t play a nigger at all. He plays a white guy.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 weeksNov 30, 2024 08:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

How White people act... According to @PostWallHelena:
https://youtu.be/c0LBi1MHoaU?t=10

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 14:16:09 ago (+4/-0)

Tell that bitch to be cool. ("be cool, hunny bunny").

Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool! When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers get shot.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 23:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

"That wasnt even me! That was Morgan Freeman!" was kind of funny

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 weeksNov 30, 2024 00:38:52 ago (+1/-0)

Morgan freeman line was the funniest

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 19:29:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, fuck that nigger

[ - ] Murdock 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 12:29:58 ago (+1/-1)

"I have no idea where it comes from?"
It's in the video.
It's a watermark from the show.
Funny or die.
It's a skit from that show.
Are you retarded?

[ - ] Dingo [op] 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 12:41:46 ago (+3/-2)

Are you retarded?

Are you an asshole?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 12:47:54 ago (+2/-2)

Emotional retort to an honest question lol

Don't get all riled up because someone called you out for missing the watermark

[ - ] Dingo [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 13:17:21 ago (+2/-2)

Emotional retort

Oh, I didn't realize the reply made you emotional. I got the sense you wanted to open it up to "shit talkin'" so I obliged you. It seems your vagina has become salty. So sad.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 14:17:07 ago (+2/-1)

All. Vaginas. Are.

[ - ] Dingo [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 15:45:31 ago (+1/-1)

Yes, but some are more salty than others.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 19:23:12 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not the owner of the original comment.

If you weren't an emotionally led retard you'd know that and realize how niggerish your IQ really is today.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking -1 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 14:04:48 ago (+0/-1)

No he's not, but you're not very bright if you can't where the video you yourself posted came from.

[ - ] Dingo [op] 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 15:47:54 ago (+2/-0)

Another salty vagina.

you're

At least you got this right ...

Since you seem so sure of yourself: do you vouch for the authenticity of the video?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 19:23:33 ago (+1/-0)

Having a bad day? Seems like you got nothing good to say about anyone. Hope your day goes better. I should mention that I liked the video -- I really dislike Samuel L. Jackson, pretty much for the same reasons every White person here has stated.

Plus, he's a shitty actor. He can only play three character types: 1) a racist nigger, which is just him playing himself (95% of all of his roles), 2) bizarre nigger characters, like whatever he was doing in "Kingsmen", and 3) a nigger playing a role that should have gone to a White man (like when he played Nick Fury, any character with an education, and literally this when he did the voice for a White character in "The Boondocks").

[ - ] Dingo [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 19:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

Having a bad day? Seems like you got nothing good to say about anyone.

Well, asking someone if they are "retarded" is not really looking to do anything but shit talk. I don't mind having a little fun on a friday.

I really dislike Samuel L. Jackson

Me too, brother. Me too.

Plus ...

I agree. You start to see the pattern is all the same. I keep coming across george carlin, for example, and it's a very similar story.

Literally fuck samuel l. jackson.

[ - ] Murdock -1 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:20:33 ago (+0/-1)

Yes.
But my question was honest.
I can't see any other reason for your comment.
I don't mean as offense.
Mentally Retarded is a medical definition.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you are just ultra autistic that does not understand basic concepts.
Unless of course you give me a reason.
Attention is not enough for me, it's the only text written in the video, very clear.
It would take you less time to search it than commenting in your post: "I have no idea where this comes from"

[ - ] Dingo [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 17:08:28 ago (+1/-1)*

Yes.

:)

I'm not retarded, and just honesly saw the clip and thought "Fuck yeah, and fuck samuel l. jackson" so I posted without even a thought after that. I never even bothered to look for a watermark because I was just thinking "who cares "who" did this video, I'm just going to post it anyway". I typed somewhat this idea but not as refined as described here. I was so relieved when someone like you so politely mentioned it was "Funny or Die". That said, I kind of regretted posting, because, you know, they're jews.

I don't really care if you call me retarded, but "careless" would be more accurate.

[ - ] Murdock 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 17:36:21 ago (+0/-0)

Well...
Now you've confirmed you are indeed restarted.
Because you stated: "who cares who did it.. "
Well.. You did.
Enough to add an entire phrase to your link with the message: "I have no idea where this is from "
To bring up emphasis to the fact that you don't know who did it, YET, you decided to post it anyway because you like it so much.
And the answer to question YOU raised in your post is in the video. Clear text saying exactly where it comes from.
You should just embrace your disability.

[ - ] Dingo [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 17:39:47 ago (+0/-0)

Now you're not being genuine.

I gave a clear account above. I didn't see the watermark and just posted it.

Would you like a refund or something?