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REGARDLESS OF ONE'S STATION IN LIFE, WEALTHY, POOR, HEALTHY OR AT THE REAPER'S DOOR...WINTER HAS NO MERCY, IT IS THE TRIAL OF ALL MEN

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 15:33:44 ago (+11/-0)     (HDLunited)

....AND IT'S WHITE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK & FUCK X 10, WE GOT DUMPED ON.

For the last 5 days the snow has not let up. Hell bent on merciless misery, Nature is pleased to present...THE BARBARIAN BLIZZARD.

I will fight with all I have to repel this atmospheric beast that nature, in all of her twisted sense of humor, has unleashed upon me.

MAN THESE SHOVELS BOYS, GIVE TO HER NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM HER EVERYTHING.

what a fucking mess


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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:38:41 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck, I love snow.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:24:07 ago (+2/-0)

I need to get my winter greens planted, and harvest all the hot peppers that finished so far.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:18:49 ago (+2/-0)

On the upside you get to shoot your neighbors when they pile snow on your fence

[ - ] Trope 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 18:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

Need to appreciate the cold. It brings people together and forces humanity to think about the future. It makes us intelligent and agreeable.

Most races, anyway.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 17:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

lol winter here i can walk around in shorts and a shirt, watchootalkinbout

i keep getting told daily summer is deadly im like... if this summer is deadly then im a harder cunt year after year because i dont even cop sunburn any more.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:49:17 ago (+1/-0)

Winter is the trial of men, I agree.

It's also the symbol of their endurance.

The barns of the righteous man are full. Winter should be another opportunity to show to those family and friends around him that there is nothing to fear but God and a lack of commitment.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:17:13 ago (+1/-0)

Bitch,bitch,bitch,---first it was to HOT now It's too COLD!! WTF?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 17:53:57 ago (+2/-0)

in my country thats called 'rapid climate change' and it is used for profit and to shut down our entire manufacturing industry because china doesnt cause it because they have cold fusion and magic 200% efficient solar panels, completely full modern housing complexes, an intricate real high speed rail network and the greatest battery powered vehicles that have ever been built.

tl;dr giving all your money to china via... 'tax credits' is the solution goy!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 23:31:05 ago (+0/-0)

BOOM! Nailed it!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 21:57:21 ago (+1/-0)

I never once bitched about the cold summer we had

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 23:33:14 ago (+1/-0)

A "General statement" NOT directed @ YOU!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 weeksNov 30, 2024 03:49:53 ago (+1/-0)

OK @xmasskull ...I'll send word to the 4 legions I dispatched that there was a slight misunderstanding and to fall back...as a goodwill gesture I'm granting you permission to take ownership of the 500 cauldrons of boiling oil and do with it as you deem fit

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:02:18 ago (+1/-0)

Winter doesn't have to be hard, as long as you're not retarded. I'm already stocked on food, water, salt, propane, and projects. The leaves are off the lawn, and the house is winterized. All that's left is to wait for the snow to fall.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 16:54:12 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you even remove the leaves ?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 18:46:42 ago (+0/-0)

So that the lawn doesn't die under the snow.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 22:53:30 ago (+1/-0)

Leaves are good for the lawn, look it up, raking the leaves is useless fake news and only for the look. If the lawn doesn't die underneath the snow it won't die under the leaves... I never rake leaves.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 weeksNov 30, 2024 00:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

Well, that's not how it works around here. Maybe you have different leaves than I do, and maybe different grass. Alls I knows is that if I don't get those fucking leaves off my lawn before it starts snowing, the risk of having bald patches come spring is very high.

I don't do a lot of raking. Raking sucks. A riding mower makes for a hell of a leaf blower.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 30, 2024 04:06:48 ago (+0/-0)*

Hey Nosferatjew...I think I would fare, no, I know I would fare far better than most, by the way, are you equipped with a satellite phone and are your vehicles at least 3/4 full of fuel, full is best, all the time and when you park your vehicle is it reversed in...are you equipped with portable generators, at least 5,000 watts output...but need I ask?
Had to come back to add what I wanted to but got sidetracked...I've been dealing with winter for 66years, even all the time I spent in the Caribbean and Latin America never softened me up...I just don't like having to fight my way through waist deep snow just to get off the porch way and to my garage, and right now at this very moment the accumulated snowfall is expected to be 4ft, so that'll be 7ft in 4days. There's no room for weakness up here

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 weeksNov 30, 2024 05:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

ok boomer

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 15:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

Yes its true too

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 15:35:55 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 weeksNov 29, 2024 22:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

...not one faggot here replied correctly with what I was expecting and for that reason alone I am canceling all discounts previously offered towards the obscene markups on both good and bad advice, incomplete suggestions and motivational manipulators...bitch all you want faggots but that's the way it is. Now I've got to get back into my backhoe and stop this glacier from advancing.