if you were to like... 'not resist' in a manner where i dunno... accidental happy endings are possible...
are you gonna get charged for anything?
"IM NOT RESISTING IM NOT! IM IM IM AAAAAAAND yeah im done you can take me in now"
i mean im not talking some retarded fucking porn thing or whatever im just hypothesising the potential results of having a fit bitch have to deal with trying to control you before having to flip you on your front. ive had enough fun with my own work to have experienced less than calm arrests and as a dude having to do that shit depending on what youre doing and how you have to do it there is only potentially millimeters between 'asserting full custody' and 'happy time'. or a lawsuit depending on whether youve somehow mixed up your fluffy chinese club x shit for home and your asps for work.
"Bloimey. What ever did i give the missus?" looks around at bedroom "Bloimey, where ever did i LEAVE the missus?" hears pounding from back doors of chubb hyundai getz parked in the driveway...
FLUFFY CUFFS for FUN TIME AT HOME TRUCKS. OUCHY CUFFS for FUN TIME AT WORK TRUCKS.
lol even the nigger being arrested had this look on his face near the end where it basically says "y dafuq eez it takin deez hoes so long to cuff a nigga yo?!"
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 00:13:15 ago (+2/-0)
"CALL FO BACKUP! HELP THESE BITCHES OUT!"
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 22:38:42 ago (+1/-0)*
are you gonna get charged for anything?
"IM NOT RESISTING IM NOT! IM IM IM AAAAAAAND yeah im done you can take me in now"
i mean im not talking some retarded fucking porn thing or whatever im just hypothesising the potential results of having a fit bitch have to deal with trying to control you before having to flip you on your front. ive had enough fun with my own work to have experienced less than calm arrests and as a dude having to do that shit depending on what youre doing and how you have to do it there is only potentially millimeters between 'asserting full custody' and 'happy time'. or a lawsuit depending on whether youve somehow mixed up your fluffy chinese club x shit for home and your asps for work.
"Bloimey. What ever did i give the missus?" looks around at bedroom "Bloimey, where ever did i LEAVE the missus?" hears pounding from back doors of chubb hyundai getz parked in the driveway...
FLUFFY CUFFS for FUN TIME AT HOME TRUCKS. OUCHY CUFFS for FUN TIME AT WORK TRUCKS.
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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 16:14:00 ago (+5/-0)
Jesus fucking Christ.
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