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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 02:37:34 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe sea turtles should fuckin stay out of crab pots. Yeah, I'm blaming the turtle. Fuckin dumb, majestic bastards.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 03:46:40 ago (+2/-0)

The local niggers likely throw all their trash back into the ocean. It's what niggers do.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 06:23:39 ago (+2/-0)

Now save some Whites.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 11:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

That’s your job faggot. Now stand up straight! March straight out the front door, stand in the street and shout as loud as you can “IM PISSED OFF AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
….but before you do, remember it’s cold out so dress appropriately, wouldn’t want to catch a cold……., also, is there any particular charity that we should donate to? I don’t do funerals….so…….LUCK!!!

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 3 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 11:11:27 ago (+3/-0)

And the deep state would say that's a felony.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 11:48:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yup. Arrest you, kill the turtle, make turtle into turtle soup and feed it to you in your cell.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 11:37:51 ago (+2/-0)

On a boat with no knife aboard? What if there were a mutiny? What if pirates attacked? What if someone fell overboard, had half their leg bitten off by a shark and you needed to cut off the other half to save his life? What if you ran aground on island inhabited by savage cannibals? What if your wife suddenly turns into a zombie while at least 20 miles off of any coast?
What if a rope gets caught in the propeller? What if you don’t know how to swim but want to commit suicide? …..wait…anyway

Always carry a knife in your boat because niggers and such…., and sea turtle rescue videos

[ - ] dassar 2 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:58:57 ago (+2/-0)

IKR, that just seemed very retarded. What if they needed to trim/ cut a damaged fuel line to reconnect? - 'Mayday mayday.'