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I_SCREAM_TRUCKS PENIS SOARS PAST $20

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:13:29 ago (+10/-1)     (Newsofthestupid)

(AND IVE GOT DUH BLOCKCHAINZ TA PROVES IT!)

(Sorry had to repost as i forgot to put the keyboard on cruise control for maximum attention and to make sure everyone knows i have authority)


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[ - ] Trope 0 points 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:51:14 ago (+0/-0)

Ugh, Christ.

unzips

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

its not a complete loss, if i remember the protest signs a few years back, 'Sperm is the next bitcoin' - oh shit wait that implies sperm doesnt exist but someone is going to set a price on it anyway... so it is, indeed, a complete loss.

[ - ] clymer 1 point 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 05:29:59 ago (+1/-0)

the slogan was "UNVAXXED SPERM IS THE NEXT BITCOIN"

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 6 monthsDec 4, 2024 23:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

I mean, I'd be pretty pissed too if I had been hearing about Bitcoin for literally 20 years and didn't own even a little bit.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

why?

"Literally 20 years"

literally not. the ponzi began in 2009.

why would i be pissed off that i never just straight up burned cash because reasons? not everyone is as fucking retarded as cryptobros. my fucking 10 year old niece has a better grasp on economics than you tards.

[ - ] John_doe 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 07:45:50 ago (+0/-0)

No one who bought and held bitcoin has ever lost money you dumbass. Price is all time high. Anyone who sells now made lots of profits.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 08:48:55 ago (+0/-0)

Ah I guess the School of Kaynsian Economic Theory has a new rising star! ⭐⭐⭐

I'll stick to my sound money Austrian principles on my end. Gotta love those 1200% returns. 😘

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

I think a joke post like this is exactly how dogecoin started

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 02:05:29 ago (+1/-0)

I'm pretty mad that in 2008 when gold was $800 an oz I didn't 30.

I'm also mad I didn't buy bitcoin at $20.

That said, I can't complain because I don't really want for anything except for vaxxtards to die.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 11:56:55 ago (+1/-0)

Vaxcoin

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 12:36:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, I sold PFE in 2008 after they eminent domained that town to build a new facility. I should have kept it.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 5, 2024 02:11:06 ago (+0/-0)

HEAR! HEAR!