Rightoids are fags - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Clumsily? Did we watch the same video? That man practiced using a pistol with a suppressor and subsonic rounds. He knew the weapon wouldn't cycle with each shot, he was prepared for that.

Didn't he hit his target with all five shots, too? Not one injured bystander, no property damage, just a dead CEO. I can't find my violin, it's too tiny.

Today, he "clumsily" eludes the police for the third day in a row after committing a murder at 6am in the middle of a busy street in NYC of all fucking places. The man's a ghost.

[ + ] GlowNiggerDick

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 15:23:46 ago (+1/-0)

He should have donned black face and taken his wallet. They wouldn't of even bothered looking for him.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 16:25:38 ago (+0/-0)

have donned black face and taken his wallet. They wouldn't of even bothered looking for him.

Unironically I think you're probably correct about the effort they would have put in had this been the case.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds -1 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 20:09:48 ago (+0/-1)

It was a single shot pistol, so obviously it's not gonna cycle, dummy.

[ + ] rage

[ - ] rage 1 point 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 14:08:14 ago (+2/-1)

Clumsily? Holy shit, at least I know you're an idiot and I should never take you seriously.

The dude casually handle-cycled the action on a suppressed pistol to catch most of the shells as they ejected as he pumped three surgical rounds into the guy at close range.

Clumsily. HAH. That dude was ice fucking cold.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 14:17:54 ago (+1/-0)

Not my comments, but others on here have said he was clumsy. Why use a suppressor if there's witnesses?
Why leave DNA on a water bottle and cup? Why show your face to flirt with somebody?
Again, not my arguements.

[ + ] rage

[ - ] rage 3 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 14:19:55 ago (+3/-0)

Bro, leaving someone elses DNA on nearby evidence (he didn't even drink the coffee..) is SOP to throw off trail to give you long enough to get away clean.

Why use a suppressor? That's insane and hilarious you'd ask why a hit man would suppress his firearm. I can't even. I don't even.

Are you some kind of retard? Copy and paste better questions.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 17:57:12 ago (+1/-0)

This thread right here talks about how he's an amateur.
https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=675452580b1e4

[ - ] anrach 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 21:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, it seems that way.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 17:27:36 ago (+0/-0)

The inverted yiddish twist is that in the "batman universe", the joker is the actual recipe of a hero. Batman, actually is the archetype of the "beast" of the establishment.

Hitting them with memes makes them laugh ... like the "joker". In reality, the "distorted clown" actually makes them scream.

[ + ] namefagsrgay

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 21:04:59 ago (+0/-0)

Batman trying to stop the destruction of Gotham was such an annoyingly gay plot.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 15:05:46 ago (+0/-0)

No satan, lefty loony tunes are fags!
Corrected it for you dumbfuck

[ + ] GreatSatan

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 15:41:21 ago (+2/-0)

At least they get shit done. Go watch your Charlie Kirk podcast or whatever

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 12:11:36 ago (+1/-1)

Fukn A!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 11:35:44 ago (+1/-1)

When he takes little Antnee out, THEN, We can applaud him!