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I think I found the UnitedHealthcare assasin

submitted by deleted to whatever 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 09:52:48 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 10:39:28 ago (+4/-0)

Ditchpig is a murderer?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 10:23:31 ago (+3/-0)

i'll be...that jacket hid a multitude of sins.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 09:54:08 ago (+3/-0)

I think you found a human billboard...

[ - ] Sheitstrom 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 11:52:58 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking wil wheaton...

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 13:09:47 ago (+2/-0)

Shut up, Wesley!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 14:17:54 ago (+0/-0)

No way. Is it?

Edit: No, apparently it's not. Funny though.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 09:58:25 ago (+2/-0)

Judging by the bulge, you may be right.
This manlet may have eaten the shooter.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 15:07:32 ago (+1/-0)

He's a stealth one, for sure.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 11:58:10 ago (+1/-0)

I’d kill myself if I looked like that.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 10:43:25 ago (+2/-1)

The fuck is that shape? Is it ai? Notice how much it's hair has recessed yet it has such a weak patchy beard.

The average amerifat.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 14:52:31 ago (+0/-0)

Rapid fat gain tends to accumulate faster in the areas men/women get a little loose at in their older years. In this case, the fat gained so fast his body couldn't distribute it to other areas fast enough and he ended up this odd shape.

There's a lot of dangerous visceral fat here, his jewish doctors must love him.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 17:42:07 ago (+0/-0)

Oh shit, it's BigGuyFromQueens!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 14:54:25 ago (+0/-0)

This picture took a lot out of him. He had to spend $150 on doordash pizzas and 2-litre HFCS drinks to recover. You know, so he could be an activist on twitter. No doubt he got that money from the government somehow.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 14:07:31 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't know that someone was making politically branded tents.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2024 12:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

If it was murder by cannibalism, I'd believe it.