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[ - ] Theo 3 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 17:26:29 ago (+3/-0)

He wasn't just a bald guy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 23:00:47 ago (+1/-0)*

because fuck you thats why.

tell me. when you found the cheats for shit like, Age of Empires III, why did you spawn those big ass corvettes with the lazers and decimate towns with it?

because fuck you thats why.

when you get to fuck around with building a game server of some kind at home and youre fucking around with say, zeus, in arma iii, why is the first thing you do start spawning shit like an artillery battery and flatten one of the destructible towns in game?

because fuck you thats why.

/me shrugs

get gud with god or stop asking stupid questions, youre not converting anyone you absolute bell end. youre a fucking toy man and one that makes these funny little whiny squeaky noises and lashes out like a dwarf freaking out in dwarf fortress, its funny as fuck to let happen. tiktok is full of this shit... full of basically you. of course youre gonna get your chain rattled more than anyone else, because youre a bit of a novelty your maker (or a whole bunch of other ungodly degenerate shit, like what you name yourself after) can squeeze and laugh at for a bit, get bored, and put back on a shelf and get back to some real work.

haha lets pretend your faggot ass believes he is what he names himself. you could (and will) kvetch for eternity, its no different than a pedo walking into a house whipping out his tiny cock and being laughed at by an 8 year old, you know youre a joke, and you are playing a game you cant win :D

but in reality youre like.... 13/14 years old, havent showered in three weeks, and keep on getting kicked out of special ed for threatening to stab yourself in the neck with random dumb shit because you didnt get your way.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 17:23:54 ago (+1/-0)

Remember, the God that did this is a Jewish-God.
Those boys were probably molested and needed to be tortured for their adrenochrome.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:23:01 ago (+1/-0)

That is pretty baller though

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:40:49 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, if you are a petty and jealous false god.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 4 monthsDec 9, 2024 02:25:59 ago (+0/-0)

throws a bear at you

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 20:35:52 ago (+1/-1)

No such thing as an old Testament christian.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

In Biblical times, it was tradition to shave your head when you mourn.

This was about not having compassion on those who mourn, and instead they made light of the Prophet's sorrow before God and were mocking and taunting him and by extension God, to 'go up', as in ascend, like Enoch.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:22:41 ago (+1/-2)

So that justifies brutally killing? Jesus wouldn't do that

[ - ] Love240 2 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:34:46 ago (+2/-0)

God will not be mocked.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:36:36 ago (+1/-2)

*Yahweh will not be mocked because he is petty. Jesus would have forgiven them.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

It already happened, so there is no 'would have'.

Jesus is the one who sent the bears.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:44:27 ago (+0/-0)

God sent the Bears...

[ - ] Love240 1 point 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:45:32 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I said.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

You said "Jesus is the one who sent the bears."

While it is TRUE that They are Consubstantial, God & Jesus are also unique Individuals.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 21:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus is God in the flesh.

All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. - John 1:3

Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? - Amos 3:6

I spoke true; Jesus sent the bears.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 17:42:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yahweh the false god sent them.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:42:44 ago (+0/-1)

Jesus would not harm his own! How could you say such a thing about Christ?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -2 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:30:27 ago (+0/-2)

He didn’t. God sent bears.

“Let someone else do it”

Don’t hither my thither bro.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

Whys it gotta be 2 bears? 2 olive trees. 2 candles. 2 testaments.

Don’t boaz my jachin bro.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

(2) signifies " Father--Son".

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:31:34 ago (+0/-1)

Bro

We’re doing 5. Not 2. Not 4. 5.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:35:44 ago (+0/-0)

Whoa! You really need to put the crack pipe down.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:39:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lol you don’t like 5?

Bro.

[ - ] iSnark -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:42:45 ago (+0/-1)

Source: Douay-Rheimes Bible

4 Kings (2 Kings) 2:24

"And looking back, he saw them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord: and there came forth two bears out of the forest, and tore of them two and forty boys."


https://www.quora.com/Why-did-God-send-bears-to-kill-42-children-for-making-fun-of-a-bald-man

[ - ] HelenHighwater -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:28:23 ago (+0/-1)

Wait till you hear about what the late JC did to the fig tree.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 8, 2024 16:34:51 ago (+0/-1)

The jesuits probably put that part in to mock Christ