REMINDER that Catholicism is the ONLY guaranteed path to Heaven and eternal life at the side of Mary and Jesus - Upgoat

REMINDER that Catholicism is the ONLY guaranteed path to Heaven and eternal life at the side of Mary and Jesus
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 08:31:01 ago (+6/-4) (whatever)

I am PROUD to eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ every Sunday at church. I CRY when I pray the rosary to Mary, Queen of the Universe. If you disagree, Hell awaits you, faggot.

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[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 09:23:34 ago (+3/-1)

Show us on the doll where the priest touched you

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 16:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

Everywhere, but it's my fault for bein sexy

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 17:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

HAAAAAW!

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 08:49:02 ago (+3/-1)

Protestantism has done more for Whites so no.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 08:42:16 ago (+3/-1)

With Catholicism, Christ is almost enough! LOL

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 11:05:41 ago (+1/-0)

See you in heaven, buddy. These heathens in the comments will be sorry!

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 16:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

May they burn in Hell alongside Queeri

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 09:36:08 ago (+2/-1)

pray

to human woman

Enjoy hell.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 09:00:55 ago (+1/-0)

Only only only

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 08:36:40 ago (+1/-0)

Catholics rule christians drool!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 14:02:58 ago (+0/-0)

As an American I must respect your "Freedom" of religion choice.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 16:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

My foreskin was stolen without my permission tho

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 12:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not even going to bother saying anything thoughtful here because I am starting to be convinced this site is just full of glowniggers and degenerates.

Also, let me get this straight, some person on the internet is going on about morality and such and has the name "Anus_Expander".

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT" is the most religious thing I can say right now.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 16:20:53 ago (+0/-0)

I will ask Mary, Queen of the Universe, to have mercy on your rotten soul

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 20:21:42 ago (+0/-0)

These are not the words of a Catholic. Mary does not judge or issue punishment. You are mocking the Lord. I hope you repent and seek to follow Jesus Christ and the Lord our God.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 06:12:48 ago (+0/-0)

BURN, HEATHEN! BURN!

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 14:58:37 ago (+1/-0)

May God bless you and keep you.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 16:11:50 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, I'm not really a believer

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[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2024 22:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

It's a shame. He will accept you if you seek the path of Christ.