Not used any hair products since lockdown. Just comb it in the shower. Much better hair than all my siblings. Saves money and all the plastic waste too.
apparently my hair is amazing and soft etc... until a woman asks what i do with it.
'nothing at. fucking. all.'
OH EW THATS... thats fucking what? it aint oily or shit and im not constantly covering my head in fucking ky jelly shaving cream food or any of the other degenerate faggot shit kids do these days and ya didnt have a single fucking problem with it until you asked a stupid question.
you want fucking disgusting greasy mops for heads go look at hybridjupiter or that creepshow that sam bankman fried was fucking, i genuinely dont know how people end up with hair like that, what the fuck are you doing that gets you so goddamn oily?
I stopped using shampoo years ago when a study came out that they can tell what shampoo you are using by taking a blood sample 1 minute after applying it to your scalp. My liver has enough work to do, it doesn't need to be filtering shampoo out of my blood
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[ + ] i_scream_trucks
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'nothing at. fucking. all.'
OH EW THATS... thats fucking what? it aint oily or shit and im not constantly covering my head in fucking ky jelly shaving cream food or any of the other degenerate faggot shit kids do these days and ya didnt have a single fucking problem with it until you asked a stupid question.
you want fucking disgusting greasy mops for heads go look at hybridjupiter or that creepshow that sam bankman fried was fucking, i genuinely dont know how people end up with hair like that, what the fuck are you doing that gets you so goddamn oily?
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[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 6 points 6 monthsDec 12, 2024 19:15:21 ago (+6/-0)
My liver has enough work to do, it doesn't need to be filtering shampoo out of my blood
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