Why is there a cancer warning on my new key? not even keys,just a single key... - Upgoat

Why is there a cancer warning on my new key? not even keys,just a single key...
submitted by anon to askanon 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 17:48:55 ago (+1/-0) (askanon)

the fuck

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 17:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

Know anyone with a geiger counter?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 22:55:50 ago (+0/-0)

For some reason, at first glance I thought that said ginger counter.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsDec 19, 2024 01:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

Numbers are up in Ireland.

One of the simplest reasons a key would cause cancer is it's highly radioactive.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 18:00:37 ago (+1/-0)

They’re made out of plastic, aren't they? That’s why.

[ - ] anon 2127363 0 points 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 19:05:31 ago (+0/-0)

It's a key to the after life.

[ - ] anon 3353806 0 points 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 21:49:26 ago (+0/-0)

california

[ - ] anon 1534914 0 points 6 monthsDec 18, 2024 22:05:35 ago (+0/-0)

It's that tin foil battery chip a thang in there.