Women - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

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submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Women 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 11:59:32 ago (+43/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:26:02 ago (+7/-0)

Been married for over 25 years. Don't even get me started

[ + ] DitchPig

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 01:28:04 ago (+0/-1)

My wife has none of this.

lol, fag.

[ - ] Volf 3 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:17:49 ago (+3/-0)

Damn guys my woman never gets mad at me for leaving the seat up. I pretty much always put it back down though. She does leave the bathroom looking like that sometimes but I don't give her a hard time about it. She does way more work around the house than me and I feel bad about it but my job is hard and I'm often tired as fuck when I get home so I don't always have it in me to do my part. She still makes me a lunch every day. Sometimes I don't know how she can have the energy to be so selfless. But if we switched jobs for a day, she would probably tap out by 9 am.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:58:25 ago (+4/-0)

You forgot the 4lb of hair and the burnt smell.
And the accusations of patriarchy for even noticing..

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:29:46 ago (+5/-0)

You forgot the 4lb of hair and the burnt smell.

You married a nigger?

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 15:17:38 ago (+2/-0)

🤣 that made me lol, H.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 16:39:31 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously though I once shared a bathroom with a sheboon. Burning hair? Hair clumps lying around ? Thats just niggers. Nobody else does that.

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:05:16 ago (+0/-0)

The Chinese at my gym/swimming pool clog up the showers and basins with their clumps of black hair. I never see blonde or brown hair there.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:57:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

they make a drain thing for that.sink and tub.

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 01:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

Its ok those clogs just magically clear up on their own!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah look at all those girls with pixie cuts on the White beauty sub.

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 01:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

Its ok those clogs just magically clear up on their own!

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 15:53:46 ago (+2/-0)

It is possible to do your hair and wear makeup and then clean up the counter when you’re done. It just takes a second if you get organized. I have a place for everything and just make sure I get up early enough to get ready and clean up.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 15:56:21 ago (+1/-0)

haha i never thought of it but the bathroom is very much like the kitchen.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:25:46 ago (+0/-0)

No shit brainiac. It’s a common use part of the house.
Glad you finally got it after all these years.
This is the exact purpose of memes.
They make you think.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:49:49 ago (+3/-1)

MEN: EEEEEK! wahmen and their makeup and hair products! Oh WHY?!?!?!

ALSO MEN: Why won’t the wahmen put more effort into their appearance and be more feminine? REEEEEEEEE!! FEMININITY!!!!!!!!

Show me the posts to “White Beauty” in which women were makeup free with simple unstyled hair.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

$5 she works outside of the house and thats why all the "things" and not enough time to put them away.

This picture shows a bigger problem than just a mess.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:29:15 ago (+2/-0)

$10 he wants her to work, or needs her to work. $10 he loves the makeup and the hair and he could have married the plain girl with no makeup but he didn’t want her.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:27:50 ago (+1/-0)

$10 she’s a lazy whiny twat.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:52:34 ago (+2/-0)

MEN: EEEEEK! wahmen and their makeup and hair products! Oh WHY?!?!?!

You misunderstood the picture. It's that she left her junk spread all over the counter instead of putting it away.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:27:01 ago (+0/-0)

She
Can’t
Understand
Normal
Thinking

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 00:30:53 ago (+1/-0)

Drop the She and it's perfect.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 01:58:48 ago (+1/-0)

I should have left a space.

[ + ] Anotherone

[ - ] Anotherone 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 15:17:53 ago (+1/-0)

Tell us you have a uterus without telling us you have a uterus?

Plenty of women can take pride with their appearance and not apply makeup with a putty knife and templates.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 16:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

Tell us you have a uterus without telling us you have a uterus?

Thats rich considering OP is clearly a male with a a male perspective. Kinda seems like you are making an accusation here. If so, it seems pretty hypocritical. I can’t tell a person with a penis made this post? Guess its okay when you do it tho, huh?

BTW I don’t see a putty knife and templates. I see eyeshadow, mascara, blush, some makeup brushes, hairspray, a curling iron, lotion. Basics. Every post on White beauty features a girl who uses all this stuff.

[ + ] registereduser

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 16:02:34 ago (+0/-0)

Way to show us all how smart women are by missing the point entirely and going on a batshit rant about some completely unrelated bullshit.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 16:21:46 ago (+1/-0)

Piss in the sink

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 02:48:22 ago (+1/-0)

Piss on the counter

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 15:14:36 ago (+1/-0)

😂😂😂 that’s a good one!!!

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:51:47 ago (+1/-0)

Toilets have a seat and a LID. The lid goes down when it's not in use.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

whoever comes up with a lever system will be rich beyond their wildest dreams.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

TOTO makes a toilet with an auto seat.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 23:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

that money seems ridiculous for something you can do in 2 seconds.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 21, 2024 02:01:33 ago (+0/-0)

While I don’t have the model that opens and closes itself, I do have the one with the heated seat, charcoal filter, ozonated water, and butthole washer. Oh, it also has a drying frpeature, but I don’t use it because it takes too long. I just dab off the water with some TP and I’m on my way.
It’s fucking awesome. Best $1500 I’ve ever spent.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 14:20:10 ago (+1/-0)

I hate it when women leave the toilet seat down.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:53:37 ago (+2/-1)

If she wants me to put the seat down for her, shouldn't she put the seat up for me?

[ - ] Markshirley 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:48:48 ago (+2/-1)

Bitches will always find something to bitch about

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 13:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

Even leaving the lid up is disgusting

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:51:56 ago (+1/-0)

Oh Man! Nailed it! Well, done!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsDec 20, 2024 12:17:32 ago (+1/-0)

you can sill use the sink without falling in.

How hard is it to move the stuff before you wash your hands?