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What is your nigger bacon score? Is anyone higher than 1?

submitted by x0x7 to AskGoats 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 11:22:56 ago (+1/-0)     (AskGoats)

What is a nigger bacon score? It's the degrees of separation you have from niggers. In my ideal world I wouldn't only never interact with them but I wouldn't even interact with whites that interact with them.

We need to build a society where at least some people can claim to have a nigger-bacon score higher than one. But for now I just want to assess where we are. We'll even measure it on easy mode and say that an interaction poisons nigger-bacon score for only a week.

Is there anyone who has not interacted with a single nigger in the course of the last week? I interacted with one yesterday. I'm excited to be able to say I'll likely not interact with one today or tomorrow.

What is the longest anyone has gone without interacting with one?


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 18:14:50 ago (+1/-0)

the only ones I ever see here are slowly stocking shelves at Walmart. I only go there at 6 am, right when they open.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 15:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 10:08:51 ago (+1/-0)

I am immensely jealous that you are even in the position to consider those goals. You have to do it. If life gives you those kinds of opportunities it's a waste to not go for it.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 11:25:47 ago (+1/-0)

Also imagine living in Renaissance Europe and having a nigger bacon score of 40 or higher.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 12:49:03 ago (+0/-0)

I got nigger fatigue at the grocery store last night pretty much upon entering. So close you can smell them is too fucking close.

[ - ] firestation7 0 points 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 12:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

What is an "interaction". Seeing one? Having one playing grocery store clerk?

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 13:57:31 ago (+0/-0)

We'll say it's exchanging words in both directions. If they are a grocery store clerk and you said hi then you are reset.

[ - ] firestation7 1 point 5 monthsDec 24, 2024 20:13:35 ago (+1/-0)

If I made a slight effort I could never interact with niggers. I live in Maine, which is one of the top three whitest states and I live in a town that is 99% white.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 10:12:44 ago (+1/-0)

You are lucky. I have to interact with them every day for work. I changed bosses a couple years ago and the new one is literally a nigger lover. Has half dose niglets and all. She will not hire normal white males. There are three of us in the company right now. And all of us were hired before she got her current position. You would not believe my level of nigger fatigue. I'm fucking spent.

[ - ] firestation7 0 points 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:54:39 ago (+0/-0)

I get annoyed just seeing them, so I can imagine working with one would suck hard.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 26, 2024 00:32:08 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, one.

[ - ] firestation7 0 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:32:31 ago (+0/-0)

Oh my. You should move probably.