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If you are thinking of committing suicide this holiday, I'm here to help you.

submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 07:54:01 ago (+26/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nrinv7.jpg



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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 9 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 08:38:43 ago (+9/-0)

Jeez, kick a man when he's down. No wonder you have no friends.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 10:36:15 ago (+5/-0)

Coupon is damn near 10 years old...he's been holding that for awhile.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 11:55:24 ago (+6/-0)

1/4" is too wimpy. One inch is the trusted partner of the roper.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 17:31:52 ago (+3/-0)

Prove it.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 17:34:34 ago (+4/-0)

STFU

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 20:37:05 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe too wimpy for your mom, but probably good enough for non-land whales.

The lifting strength of polypropylene (poly) rope varies depending on the diameter of the rope ...
1/4 in: 1,130 lbs breaking strength

Ref: https://murphylift.com/polypropylene-rope.html

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 13:04:34 ago (+4/-0)

You stupid nigger jew! Your faggy coupon is Expired! You filthy fuckwit!


Just like a stinking jew.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 4 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 08:09:47 ago (+4/-0)

Harbor Freight for the win

[ - ] Phutex 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 15:29:09 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks, mate. Good lookin out

[ - ] goatfugee12 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 09:53:44 ago (+3/-0)

no, take some kikes or niggers with you.

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 09:37:22 ago (+3/-0)

That coupon is very expired.

Valid through 4/1/15

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 14:11:21 ago (+2/-0)

While 1/4" can be sufficient I suggest 5/8". Every homo is bound to have some cotton rope laying around to tie up their bottoms.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 12:58:43 ago (+2/-0)

@Master_Foo is big mad that his shit-skinned minions are about to be mass deported, and his supply of little kids to diddle is drying up.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 09:07:17 ago (+4/-2)

You are late to the game as normal, faggot:

https://files.catbox.moe/nbk7ue.jpg

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 16:11:14 ago (+2/-0)

I'd kill myself if Windows was on my PC too.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 01:43:06 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, clearly the only reasonable answer is Unix.

What language did you program in btw, COBOL?

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 09:14:27 ago (+1/-0)

C

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2024 17:35:16 ago (+1/-1)

We shouldn't joke about suicide. I think a lot of suicides could be prevented if people in mental distress had a place of comfort they could visit and have someone to talk to. Perhaps we need "comfort rooms" or all-night drop-in centres at public hospitals or community health centres?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 07:25:02 ago (+2/-0)

perhaps you should ROPE

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 07:26:22 ago (+2/-0)

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