I was in some kind of facility, half ghost, half man, flying through this labyrinth of white corridors with security doors, red klaxon lights flashing as doors closed behind me.
I flew out of there, into a vast warehouse full of all sorts of consumer products and a loading dock. I looked at all of it and thought "nah, this shit isn't for me."
When I exited, I was still flying.
Outside were irish rolling hills, the most beautiful countryside you could see, and the sun was either setting or rising, it seemed to hang in the sky on the horizon.
I thought I might explore the hills but turned to my left and saw a vast graveyard, among the hills, as far as the eye could see, even further. I sensed I was dreaming.
There was something important there, but I knew going could be dangerous. That I couldn't come back if I stayed too long, or if I failed to find what I was looking for.
I went anyway.
As I flew through the graveyard, almost immediately I came across a great and deep ravine with steep sides, that opened into the earth, with no bottom. This ravine circled around a grassy hill, and on top of the hill was a scraggly, gnarly dead tree.
I flew closer, and at the base of the tree, set level with the ground, was a 12' by 12' stone slab, an ornate grave, with the face of a lady on it.
Out of the chasm crawled a great beast, clambering up the hill, the entire graveyard covered in smoke or rolling fog, as the sun turned green and the sky dimmed.
The beast's entire torso was a massive skull, bigger than a truck, eyes flaming, and its four terrible limbs, probably ten feet long each, were made of twisting gnarled tree branches, ending in claws also made of tree branches.
It began to smash its self against the giant tomb face at the base of the tree.
And I looked closer and saw in its head a terrible wound, pierced through with a giant wooden sword, or cross.
And in its torso, where its ribs would be, a giant sword made of pure shimmering golden fire.
Without more than a seconds hesitation, I flew over to this beast, and pulled first the beam from its head with my right hand, and then with my left and a lot of effort, the flaming sword from its torso.
A voice boomed "this is saint michaels sword."
I looked at my palms in the dream and they bled.
And then I woke up.
tl;dr don't read or watch youtube videos before bed. The bible (and elden ring) are a helluva drug.
[ + ] RMGoetbbels
[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 23:57:38 ago (+2/-0)
I like the killing people ones.
[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 05:37:17 ago (+1/-0)
high anxiety, odd thing is, I never dream the kill, you just know the plot already. Its basically a dream about worrying.. a lot.
Such a relief to wake up and realize you aren't actually a murderer though.
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 12:54:08 ago (+1/-0)
And that was your mistake!
LOL
[ + ] prototype
[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:20:09 ago (+0/-0)
I took it to mean the left was a graveyard, and I was going there to confront the beast in its natural habitat.
[ + ] albatrosv15
[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 23:44:40 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 monthsDec 28, 2024 12:55:49 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 20:44:35 ago (+0/-0)
Teenagers will ingest this plant knowing it makes them hallucinate. However, there is a difference between psychedelic drugs and deliriants. Datura will make a person insane for days.
[ + ] MasklessTheGreat
[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:56:00 ago (+2/-2)
[ + ] prototype
[ - ] prototype [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 19:09:42 ago (+2/-1)
Nope. Was just a cool dream.
However dream interpretation is for fags.
Sorry you had to find out from me instead of from your parents.
[ + ] MasklessTheGreat
[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsDec 27, 2024 19:12:13 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] prototype
[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:22:04 ago (+0/-0)
You sound butthurt because I assume that you assume I downvoted you.
Actually the joke was fine.
I bet you like to compare your cock to the size of other mens cocks, lol.