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LOL....Bezos gonna marry Lauren Sanchez FUUUUUUCK

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:17:05 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

the dumbass had to gibs 25 BILLION to his first wife already. This fukn demonic beaner Sanchez gonna CLEAN HIM OUT now, kek...what a DUMBASS!! They are having a 600 MILLION dollar wedding in Aspen. Fuckn CUCK!


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[ - ] Master_B 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:00:59 ago (+0/-0)

Don't think he is a genius.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:23:03 ago (+1/-0)

Do you really think this dude is doing this on his own? Bitch, he’s doing what he’s told. And so is that bitch he’s marrying. Fuck off with this shit.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:13:02 ago (+1/-0)

MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THE POOR CUCK, OKAY??

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:26:28 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like Bezos donates a good deal to homeless causes:
https://www.bezosdayonefund.org/day1familiesfund

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:30:49 ago (+2/-0)

<50 states, the District of Columbia, and Puerto Rico.

Sad. Wasn't but 20 or so years ago there wasn't a thing such as homeless in p.r. of if you were a relative would build you an aluminum shack or rig some cinder block box on their property.

i WoNDeR wHaT hApPeNd??

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 23:20:56 ago (+2/-0)

that's how they get access to children

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:11:59 ago (+1/-0)

Elites all donate to various causes, for tax write-offs. He probably owns the fund through shell companies.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 23:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

Is she here illegally? Deport the bitch back to mehico

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:10:49 ago (+0/-0)

Sadly, ICE is powerless this time.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 23:34:39 ago (+1/-0)

She seems like a nice girl. Whats the problem?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

LOL, she has had more surgery than all WW2 combatants. My problem is with Bezos, how can he still be wanting to marry ANYONE after forkin over half his dough in the first divorce?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 10:05:04 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/3zviib.jpeg

Yeah just kidding she’s awful. He wants to marry her because he’s in love. Even billionaires have this exploit. He just has bad taste. He’ll have a prenup this time where she only gets 100 million or something like that.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

The poor cuck doesnt know that cuck judges toss prenups every day like they're dirty diapers. 'HE ABUSED ME!!'--- cue crying, judge awards her half. I hope she cleans him out, JUST because he didnt lern the first time (although his first divorce was his fault, kek).

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:01:46 ago (+1/-0)

How does one spend 600 million on a wedding?

I'm not getting married due to the gf wanting a fancy-ass wedding which I have no interested in neither paying for nor attending, but she's only thinking 5-10k and a handful of guests.

Bezos the jew is spending 600 million? How?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

I think that number is prolly inflated, but it will be a few mil no matter what. He is an idiot.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:21:22 ago (+2/-0)

600 million? She's so cutting a deal with the wedding vendors. If she's smart she would.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:13:56 ago (+0/-0)

She dont need brains, with huge lips like that

[ - ] Darwintroll 5 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:27:14 ago (+5/-0)

Money laundering. Probably front companies that own the "catering" businesses
Being used to over charge everything to the Nth degree, easy transfer of a lot of money.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 5 monthsDec 29, 2024 21:24:23 ago (+7/-0)

On their wedding night he will give her a dirty sanchez I just know it.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 30, 2024 07:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

At least one good thing will come from this unholy union.