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Jews will accept Jesus when they figure out this puzzle.

submitted by canbot to whatever 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 19:54:37 ago (+2/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/2bqwtj.mp4



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[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 20:24:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 23:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

The jews of the Talmud: “it’s ok because her hymen will grow back!”

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2024 00:31:21 ago (+0/-0)

all jews go to hell to be with their father, the devil.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 20:42:56 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus has created a standard by which EVERY HUMAN has a path to salvation.
The standards are so low, even a retard can get into heaven.
Even Jews.
All they need to do is believe that Jesus is the Christ and that he died for his sins.

The question here is, do YOU want a God who has such low standards?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 21:21:11 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want a god that insists you believe in him. If I was god I'd have better god damn things to worry about. Imagine creating people and constantly watching them, and reading their minds and shit,and worrying wether or not they believe in you. That's silly, there's got to be more than that to being god.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 22:25:04 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want a god that insists you believe in him.
Our White Gods don't insist that you believe in them.

If I was god I'd have better god damn things to worry about.
Our White Gods are busy preparing for Ragnarok.

Congratulations. You are a White nationalist Pagan.