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AMA: I am at the very top of the pyramid, ask me anything.
submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:11:16 ago (+2/-3) (AnonWhatever)

I rule over the entire world.

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

Please kill all jews.

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:58:10 ago (+0/-0)

No can do; jews are my lackies.

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

Then die.

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

I am immortal and can't die of age, and there is no way you can get close enough to destroy me.

[ - ] anon 1344078 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:15:07 ago (+0/-0)

Antarctica isn't that far

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:59:47 ago (+0/-0)

Please rephrase in the form of a question.

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:07:16 ago (+0/-0)

Would you please kill all jews?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:59:33 ago (+0/-0)

Hows the view.

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

It's very nice, I control all that I see.

[ - ] anon 2590341 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

Why are kikes still alive?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:08:08 ago (+0/-0)

Because the people of the world are brainwashed into allowing their existence.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:06:58 ago (+0/-0)

How many children do you sacrifice every year?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

Personally; none. I have minions to do that sort of thing for me.

[ - ] anon 3063078 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:23:58 ago (+0/-0)

Why did you send $400 to owen benjewin?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

I don't recall doing that.

[ - ] anon 1344078 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

Is the UN satanic? If you people are so powerful why are you so useless individually?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:18:27 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, of course it is. Leaders are useless by design. It is their function to maintain the illusion of leadership while obeying the collective agenda.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 23:02:00 ago (+0/-0)

Why anon post?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 23:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

If I tell you my name, it gives you power over me.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:26:07 ago (+0/-0)

Dinosaurs built the pyramids.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

When you put on your pants, do you zip first and then button, or button and then zip?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

Probably wears button fly

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:10:33 ago (+0/-0)

Button and then zip.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:47:54 ago (+1/-0)

You are male.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened -1 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 23:55:15 ago (+0/-1)

I think this is how most people do it?

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 00:32:43 ago (+1/-0)

This is how most men do it.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened -1 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 09:38:05 ago (+0/-1)

I think most women do it this way too. The button holds the top together making zipping easier.

[ - ] anon 3264071 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:09:39 ago (+1/-0)

as if ruling over the world was something to brag about...

I am the Master of the Universe!

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:11:00 ago (+0/-0)

Good for you.

[ + ] s23erdctfvyg

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 22:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

Really think about it, you're king of the cannibals, rapists, and all other forms of subhumans as the majority. You have to manage all of these retarded freaks and try to get them to do what you want, which they never do as they are retarded. It's to the point it's not even comedic given how frustratingly they fuck up even basic evil tasks.

To be king of the world is living damnation, even for pure evil.

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 23:32:27 ago (+0/-0)

I have a dozen or so subordinates that handle all the headaches, I just sit back and watch the show.

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:13:33 ago (+7/-0)

Why are you gay?

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:20:02 ago (+0/-0)

I'm omni-sexual that way I can fuck everybody and everything.

[ - ] anon 2826747 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:34:00 ago (+1/-0)

Start (and end) with yourself!

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

Questions must be in the form of questions.

[ - ] anon 2826747 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:38:59 ago (+0/-0)

Well, It's a good thing that I made a statement and didn't pose a question!

[ - ] anon 2204737 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 20:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

Still not a question. Try harder.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 4 monthsJan 1, 2025 21:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

Faggot