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i think i got the norovirus bug that's going around

submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to Health 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:03:18 ago (+6/-1)     (Health)

yesterday at noon i had to order some taco bell because my mother (who usually makes our food was away for some business) so i ordered a fucking mexican pizza. the girl that brought the order was masked up so i was amazed that people were still masking up in 2024 but whatever. i got the order and ate the stupid mexican thing and after that i played an rpg which made me feel bored and sleepy so that's exactly what i did. big mistake, as soon as i woke up i started to feel stomach discomfort that lasted the entire day even though i took some mylanta because i thought that i had some indigested food in the stomach so today i just woke up with a ton of diarrhea.

at first, it had some solid shit but now that i have gone for the 5th time its all watery and i'm starting to have a headache too (not too strong mind you but its faintly there) my fear is that i could be dehydrated from all the diarrhea. so i'm gonna try to tough it out but i will try to keep myself hydrated with sport drinks and water.

the funny thing is that i gave some of the food to my mom when she came back and she is just fine like a champion 😂 which i'm grateful for. either way, do you think i got something or this is just plain indigestion?

i will say this, the smell after the diarrhea is just putrid. 🤮

(my mom has been asking me for some nachos for a few days now so i obliged to my own detriment) i do feel like taco nigger right now. screw all of this lol


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:07:16 ago (+1/-0)*

Sounds like you ate some fecal matter in your Mexican pizza, bro

Always have a few bottles of pedialyte around in case you get the shitters. Buy a 4pack of Pedialyte AdvancedCare Plus Electrolyte Solution Berry Frost on Amazon (cheapest price) and thank me later.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:49:03 ago (+2/-0)

Electrolytes is what plants crave.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 10:11:57 ago (+1/-0)

brawndo ftw! lol

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:03:42 ago (+2/-0)

Wuddoowai look lyke duhhh pants goblin?!

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:12:00 ago (+1/-0)

Welcome to Costco, I love you...

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:20:33 ago (+0/-0)

thanks i'm drinking gatorade to replenish my electrolyte. i have a few bottles stacked somewhere in the room just in cases like these.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:14:18 ago (+1/-0)

Find a watermelon. That will hydrate you pretty quick. Also I hope you learned your lesson.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:50:47 ago (+2/-0)

A mixture of water, sugar and salt is what all "rehydration" drinks consist of. And a bunch of other chemicals, but it's the salt you want and the sugar helps the body absorb the salt (and helps with the taste).

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 10:01:22 ago (+0/-0)

okay thanks. i have heard about this before but i'm not too sure how to prepare it myself. so gatorade it is, Pedialyte AdvancedCare Plus Electrolyte Solution Berry Frost on Amazon, this one sounds even better but is rather expensive for what it is.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:22:40 ago (+1/-0)

the watermelon thing is a great idea it just that we dont eat that often around these parts. honestly, i had to order something up because i had no food in the house and my mom was away. do i agree that i should have ordered something else.

yes i learned my lesson

[ - ] deleted 4 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:54:04 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:56:38 ago (+2/-0)

☠️☠️

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 09:56:56 ago (+3/-1)

This sounds like most of my interactuons with Taco Bell.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 10:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

So, a cold?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:06:48 ago (+1/-0)

Can't be everything is caused by sudden onset climate change now!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 10:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

i have no idea,it could be the fucking taco pizza or an underlying cold or even flu. as of right now i dont know. i should know more the next couple of days. right now whats bothering most is the constant shitting 😐

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 10:18:30 ago (+1/-0)

That would happen to me if I ate that garbage too, even if it was as "fresh" and "clean" as they could possibly make it. It's been well over a decade since I've eaten taco bell though, some people are just used to it I guess. How often do you do that to yourself?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 10:38:41 ago (+0/-0)

no, i dont order from that place that much. i mostly order from chick a fil a and that's because its scrambled eggs are well made. honestly, i'd rather eat home cooked meal instead. i also did use order some wendy's because the food is rather cheap

two weeks ago i ordered some chink food and it was terrible. i didnt found any flavor in it.

back in the day, though before they raised its prices i would order mcdonalds or burger king.

since my thyroid began to give me issues i'm not eating too much like i used to either.

meh

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:17:05 ago (+0/-0)

Their scrambled eggs have additives in them.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 14:10:27 ago (+1/-0)

i wouldnt know but the way they prepare it is just delicious. there's not a single food out there that is all natural. not if its coming from a fast food or restaurant chain. those days are over, sadly

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 01:54:52 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t link it because I forgot where I saw it, but it was an article on the top ten breakfast sandwiches and who uses whole, real eggs and who doesn’t. McDonald’s does, BK doesn’t, etc. essentially, the scrambled egg folks are using mixed stuff.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:00:47 ago (+2/-0)

Hey.
It's 2025. We don't use disgusting words like "diarrhea" anymore. The more acceptable term is "throwing down".

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:05:26 ago (+1/-0)

Posterior ejections bigot!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 18:57:50 ago (+1/-0)

🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

TiL Mexicans make pizza.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

Viruses are fake and homosexual.

What you are experience as 'illness' is your body attempting to purge toxins.

People get sick regularly because they live in poison, eat poison, drink poison, and then take poison to feel better about all the poison they ae ingesting.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 11:11:03 ago (+1/-0)

I had it in early December. I work on the road. Not proud if it but it's tough prepping every single meal and working 14 hour days.

I ate a chicken sandwich from Casey's and 2 hours later started a 5 day journey of absolute hell.

I could not work. Had to stay at the hotel. My co workers said they've never seen anyone puke so much, neither have I.

It was no good bro, just take it easy and don't let little babies near you. That shit is contagious and high fevers and norovirus will scramble their brains.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 14:17:05 ago (+1/-0)

It was no good bro, just take it easy and don't let little babies near you.

i just quarantined myself in my own room. my mother will leave the food and the beverages at the door. it sucks but i dont want her to catch it. sorry to hear that you went 5 days straight vomiting. i'd rather poo since vomiting leaves your throat kinda sore.

yeah i'd rather have the diarrhea only thank you very much. though i have pills for nausea if it ever presents itself.

hope you are better or even fine now.

my sister which leaves in another state was going thru something similar earlier this week and weekend. so yeah its a bug that they either released out there or its just a cohencidence haha

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 13:39:58 ago (+1/-0)

I think you just got the taco shits but get well soon

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 14:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

that's exactly what i got i have been on the shitter almost the entire morning. right now i'm on a respite of sorts. the good news is that my pee is coming in clear so no dehydration detected yet

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 14:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

Drink a glass of some good whole fat buttermilk a few times a week to get your digestive track back in order.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 14:51:06 ago (+1/-0)

i'm taking low fat yogurt instead, my mother is suggesting that i should take probiotics but isnt yogurt a probiotic by itself?

she gave me a probiotic earlier in the morning that it diluted itself in a glass of water. (tasted like shit though) but that's what i think that has stopped the shitting for now.i even had a good small lunch earlier. right now i feel like sort of sleepy but i'm afraid that the spaghetti that is already ingested will gimme trouble like the mexican pizza did.

also while i dont feel too bad (yet?) i kinda feel like with an "ill feeling" if you know what i mean. anyhow

thank you very much for your help. you know its appreciated from this side :)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 15:23:56 ago (+1/-0)

not that yourt you're eating no. Better off just taking the probiotic your mom is giving you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 18:48:38 ago (+0/-0)

KYS

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 00:44:13 ago (+2/-0)

H1B butt