Who else thinks the 'Nancy Pelosi' of today looks nothing like the ''Nancy Pelosi' from 2 months ago? - Upgoat

Who else thinks the 'Nancy Pelosi' of today looks nothing like the ''Nancy Pelosi' from 2 months ago?
submitted by Glowbright to whatever 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:00:23 ago (+11/-1) (whatever)

Any one else think that the 'Nancy Pelosi' we saw dramatically return to service a day a go to vote for the speaker of the house looks nothing like the Nancy Pelosi from just before her accident?

Are we really supposed to believe that she lost wrinkles and started carrying more weight in her face? Are we really supposed to believe that she has recovered enough to be jumping up out of her seat to clap for every Democrat speaker?

I don't think the real Nancy Pelosi has left Germany. I used to not put much credence into the body double theories until I saw 3-4 different 'Bidens' over the last few years. At this point though I think this is a very plausible theory.

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[ - ] Glowbright [op] 13 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:41:03 ago (+13/-0)

For all the low effort faggots:

Before: https://img.gvid.tv/i/Vzm1XEa2.jpg
After: https://img.gvid.tv/i/4Wb8TsdH.jpg

[ + ] taoV

[ - ] taoV 7 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 15:45:47 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks dollar store Fascinus!

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:56:14 ago (+3/-0)

What's up with the eye sockets? That thing is not human.

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:22:02 ago (+2/-0)

I have seen very convincing masks... and they always have three flaws: 1.The eyes are sunken and or the eyelids don't move properly. 2.They carry more 'fat' in the cheeks because there is another face under there. 3. The neck transistion

[ + ] Rotteuxx

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2025 01:08:58 ago (+1/-0)

Her facial tissues look inflamed, medication can fuck you right up.

My official stance on the matter is "Meh".

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:32:19 ago (+2/-0)

They sell their soul to the devil.
They gain wealth, longevity and fame.
But in this life only.

[ + ] Bottled_Tears

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:40:51 ago (+1/-1)

I don't want to give her any effort.

So thanks.

[ - ] observation1 5 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:27:36 ago (+6/-1)

Came for before and after photos

Left disappointed

[ + ] TheSimulacra

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:45:55 ago (+3/-1)

As usual you came too early.

[ + ] Phutex

[ - ] Phutex 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

Bazinga!

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:04:49 ago (+4/-1)

What a low-effort post! If you're going to call out what Nancy looked like now vs. before, you should have included before and after links... Very few of us are going to look that up, when it's just as easy to downvoat you and move on!

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] -3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:20:24 ago (+1/-4)

Tell me you are a useful idiot without telling me you are a useful idiot. If you have not been following along enough to know what she looks like, and to have seen her posts yesterday, then you are not participating enough to have an opinion that matters.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:31:50 ago (+3/-1)

Congrats Dipshit! YOU earned that downvoat!

[ + ] recon_johnny

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:26:51 ago (+1/-0)

As long as you’ve been here, you seriously came with “muh downvoat”?

Does ANYONE fucking care about points?

It says a lot when I’M embarrassed for you.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:25:30 ago (+0/-0)

Same clowns that troll vote like soy piss soaked Poal faggotts.
They are common house flies on every talk platform they can find
Fuck'em let'em vote!

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 15:55:49 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like She's had some recent plastic surgery/ botox filler for the Christmas/ new year.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 15:51:44 ago (+2/-0)

Botox

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:43:25 ago (+2/-0)

The Real question: How much did that surgery cost (WE) taxpayers?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:03:57 ago (+2/-0)

@anotherone

I was thinking this last night from chat but it was moving too fast.
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Aughra

^nancy pelosi

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

What happens when you add botox, pain killers, and have a constant BAC of 0.4?

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:41:46 ago (+1/-0)

There's an ancient picture. Probably Google holed now Of Nancy when she was b Miss New Jersey gas station queen. I shit you not!
She was a little hotty 65 years ago.

[ - ] VaccineWaters 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:39:54 ago (+1/-0)

Father Jack Hackett: They lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting, interminably waiting, and then...
Father Dougal McGuire: [nodding] He's right, you know, Ted.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:36:31 ago (+1/-0)

110% agree. There were definitely biden doubles

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:39:57 ago (+1/-0)

Xiden has had at least 6 body doubles the past 4 years, big deal

[ - ] beece 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:01:38 ago (+1/-0)

If they pull that wrinkly face skin up much higher she's gonn hve a gotee.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn A!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:08:10 ago (+2/-1)

IDK but I woulda slammed her ham when she was 40 and below. The bitch is an old walking zombie now.

[ + ] Anus_Expander