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WTF paints their house black?

submitted by con77 to AskUpgoat 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:12:23 ago (+11/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] registereduser 9 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:18:32 ago (+10/-1)

The dude that lives in the house you posted.

Dumbass.

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:30:49 ago (+5/-0)

now I must break you

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:42:38 ago (+3/-3)

About 15 years too late.

Strike two.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 20:24:19 ago (+2/-0)

This buck has already been broken. He actually enjoys the breaking barn now

[ - ] ARealPerson 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 14:34:06 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. Except that I then couldn't make this comment after actually clicking, since this house is also not black.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:06:41 ago (+8/-0)

There's one like that at the edge of town near me and its nigger barney purple.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:26:38 ago (+3/-0)

Not in my area but I've seen purple/yellow nigger houses. Niggers.

[ - ] Glowbright 8 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:41:52 ago (+8/-0)

Edgy '90s goth kids when they hit their mid-life crisis

[ - ] observation1 6 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:26:10 ago (+6/-0)

Some of these where I live. I don't get it either.

Keeps house warm in winter?

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:34:57 ago (+3/-0)

Most of the new transportable being built for future slums in nz are nigger.

No idea why. Growing up I never saw a single one. Now even full scale, barn style , housing is nigger

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 20:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

There's one near me on my dog-walking route. The temps range from -20 to 120 here so I don't think it's a good idea. White would make more sense for heat reflection and good insulation for heat retention.

Could just be a retarded CA transplant.

[ - ] germ22 4 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:20:38 ago (+4/-0)

I know of a few houses that are black. In person i find it looks pretty sharp.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

That is a photo of in-person

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:01:11 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine viewing the photo of in-person IN PERSON.

[ - ] Wahaha 3 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:17:21 ago (+3/-0)

Isn't that just a shack or something?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 21:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

thats a $350,000 house in Florida!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:41:17 ago (+2/-0)

Pre "Sec.8"home. Painted black due to the prior "grafilthy/gang "tags"!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:52:08 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like to introduce you to this country they call Iceland. I hear it's cold and historically if you burn timber it becomes waterproof.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:51:28 ago (+2/-0)

burn timber

While Florida Man hopes paint will work just as well.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:34:42 ago (+2/-0)

Florida man has trouble choosing between bait and beer at the publix.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 21:38:21 ago (+1/-0)

Ive seen evidence of changed minds at the beer aisle!

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

Someone stupid enough not to know that you shouldn't paint brick.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:38:52 ago (+2/-0)

If it was cleaned and primed, it's not a problem REEEEEEEEEEE

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:50:32 ago (+2/-0)

iT's MoDeRn AnD tReNdY

I get it if it was in the north...might as well wrap the Florida house in aluminum foil.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 20:25:50 ago (+2/-0)

I see a brown house and I want it painted black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes...(Rolling Stoned)

Does this help you at all con?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 21:40:11 ago (+1/-0)

just reminds me that I never really liked the Stones

The Doors on the other hand,,,

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:31:17 ago (+1/-0)

Cold Country Black Helps With The Heating Bills...

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 13:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

If it's in Canada, it makes sense. It's cold as fuck up there.

[ - ] Shitcreek 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:07:55 ago (+0/-0)

That's Florida in the pic, you can tell by trees in back.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:45:57 ago (+1/-0)

The black and tan scheme is fairly popular for modern style structures around here.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

The bigger question is why is the driveway the single exterior thing that's not on dark mode?

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 4 monthsJan 4, 2025 05:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

Pretentious idiots.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:16:31 ago (+1/-1)

Goths

[ - ] ARealPerson 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 14:32:59 ago (+0/-0)

Not this guy, since his house is gray.