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Tiny Hats Become Traffic Jam

submitted by shitface9000 to whatever 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:27:33 ago (+27/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/u2thte.mp4



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[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 14 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:54:16 ago (+14/-0)

As the vehicle hits them and keeps driving forwards they don't jump out of the way because their instinct tells them "you gonna get so many shekles for getting bumped by this car" but then the car just keeps going, and their bones break under the wheels, the transmission buldge holds their bodies between the vehicle and pavement as it tears their flesh. At no point did it occur to them that if they were dead they wouldn't be able to enjoy their shekles.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 8 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:43:57 ago (+8/-0)

but then the car just keeps going, and their bones break under the wheels, the transmission buldge holds their bodies between the vehicle and pavement as it tears their flesh.
Cmon man! I gave up on fapping!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:37:16 ago (+3/-0)

Sounds like a "you" problem...

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 20:33:26 ago (+2/-0)

Lol

[ - ] HelenHighwater 7 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:43:53 ago (+7/-0)

That black chick at the end all like "uhnn uhhh, no goddamn way I be getting involved!"

[ - ] con77 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 21:27:57 ago (+4/-0)

@BigGuyFromQueens smiling maniacally behind the wheel

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:54:51 ago (+4/-0)

The black woman is a fucking NPC... doesn't rush over doesn't scream just stops nothing registers those are not of its concern becauee it is a narricist that can't think out side of its own self centered interest realizes it doesn't affect me and calmly walks on doesn't rush over to help nothing.

[ - ] jerkofalltrades 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 23:01:16 ago (+1/-0)

because it is a narricist that can't think out side

Honestly that shit is so ingrained in them it makes you question what is the evolutionary dead end - their retarded realism or our self defeating sensitivity?

I mean we all know that black bitch would have sprung into action of it was a jogger getting splattered.

Saw a live leak video years ago of some African dirt road accident were some old ass mechanic was tying to hop on the side (not the back) of a slow moving maintenance truck and got flattened by the back wheel in the process. Half the village happened to be onlookers and you could not believe level of animalistic noise rising from the crowd as they tried to express their collective rage that someone part of the in group had been harmed. I am sure had it been an outsider they would at most have vented their annoyance for having to dig a grave for a stranger...

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:07:58 ago (+4/-0)

BASED driver just keeps rolling.

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:01:03 ago (+3/-0)

thump thump squish!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 23:33:52 ago (+2/-0)

I bet those strollers are empty, and this was all planned as some sort of scam.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:36:06 ago (+2/-0)

I clapped.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:22:42 ago (+2/-0)

Lol WTF, driver is totally retarded.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 20:35:22 ago (+2/-0)

Its common under stressors for women and elderly to freeze instead of braking.
Or worse, accelerate when they meant to brake.

I was a passenger in a low speed accident once. I watched the driver keep slowly driving into the driver side door despite looking right at us stuck in traffic.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:24:56 ago (+2/-0)

The driver has kike fatigue.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 01:01:23 ago (+1/-0)

Oy vey!

[ - ] KurtCobainsBrain 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 07:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

The new Volkswagen self driving car.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 01:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't see any "blood trails"? What a gyp!!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 22:37:43 ago (+0/-0)

Minivan of Peace ?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:36:20 ago (+0/-0)

I'm jelly!