Bros, while Los Angeles burns, Californian @Lord_Nougat is on his yacht quaffing ale when he could be firefighting like me (pic attached) in Australia's Black Summer fires five years ago. - Upgoat

Bros, while Los Angeles burns, Californian @Lord_Nougat is on his yacht quaffing ale when he could be firefighting like me (pic attached) in Australia's Black Summer fires five years ago.
submitted by paul_neri to Australia 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:12:51 ago (+9/-1) (i.ibb.co)
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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:40:47 ago (+7/-0)

Nice cuckmuzzle faggot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:01:31 ago (+4/-0)

I yelled "FUCK YOU!!" in the general direction of the fire.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 01:25:53 ago (+1/-0)

na man you point devils horns at it and hiss like you did around the campfire as a kid.

course you say campfire i say unintentional hellish conflagaration...

that time when the kids decided they wanted their own bonfire and almost set alpine national park on fire.... ahem

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:21:37 ago (+4/-0)

shouldn't laugh. We'll be in that position sooner or later.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:50:47 ago (+2/-0)

doubtful. still waiting for this years 'were all going to die moment'

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:24:41 ago (+1/-0)

although...although...something in the news about an unusual La Nina:

"Rare summer La Niña could be forming in Pacific, raising risk of wet weather start to 2025"

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-07/australia-la-nina-could-be-back-summer-wet-weather/104787346

[ - ] Trope 3 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:16:53 ago (+3/-0)

This is you in the photograph, Neri?

You look like you could easily play an evil NAZI dentist in some sort of hollywood jew movie.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:46:21 ago (+1/-0)*

Thanks bro, I love you too.

Edit: maybe my bloodshot eyes did it for you? The smoke was terrible. Blinding. I've got better gear now. We lost 20-30 houses in our suburb.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:50:26 ago (+3/-0)

hes the fucker going around setting them in the first place

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 23:15:28 ago (+2/-0)

You should've been pointing at it to make the meme accurate.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:45:55 ago (+1/-0)

Please don't be crude.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 11:56:05 ago (+1/-0)

I think he was more trying to be hurtful than crude.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:19:08 ago (+2/-0)*

Cynabuns speaking: "paul, you are a legend. I'm so proud of you. You...you make Lord Nougat look like the effete dilettante that he is [insert: shudder]". I find firefighters so sexy. Come and put out my fire. I burn for you!".

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:00:39 ago (+2/-0)

I read that in cynabuns voice

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:45:08 ago (+1/-0)

She's a doll, ain't she!

[ + ] Cunty

[ - ] Cunty 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 02:58:02 ago (+2/-0)

A fucking rubber one that you got mail order bro, does it have moving parts and speech synthesis?, you're very sick bro.

Isn't the wife good enough or don't you spend enough time together for that any longer?.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 03:20:47 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks bro.
Too old for hankypanky.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:29:44 ago (+2/-0)

OG quote: 'pussymeat is not for me'--P Queeri

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 07:28:30 ago (+1/-0)

May the next fire consoom you, Queeri

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2025 08:13:33 ago (+0/-0)

Maskfag

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