No one can take a joke anymore. - Upgoat

No one can take a joke anymore.
submitted by DarkSkeleton2000 to whatever 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:20:16 ago (+21/-2) (whatever)

As soon as some one says something funny everyone gets bent out of shape. It makes me sad most people nowadays cant be happy and enjoy life. Enjoy the little things.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:27:20 ago (+5/-0)

Say something funny, let's test your theory

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:31:32 ago (+7/-0)

Something funny.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:35:44 ago (+4/-0)

🤣🤣🤣

Yep. That was funny.
Now watch as @Anus_Expander get bent out of shape! LOL

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 10 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:43:11 ago (+10/-0)

STFU FAGGIT

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:50:58 ago (+4/-0)

bent

[ + ] Nasturtium

[ - ] Nasturtium 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 15:10:31 ago (+3/-0)

And out of shape.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:14:17 ago (+2/-0)

Jan 10, 2025 14:35:44 (ping)

Jan 10, 2025 14:43:11 (AE reply)

Maybe AE has a sense of humor and made a funny? 🤔😁

[ + ] FuckShitJesus

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

He's just a low IQ kid.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 07:02:07 ago (+0/-0)

STFU FAGGIT

[ + ] FuckShitJesus

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 16:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

Literally proves my point. Bahahahaha.

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:50:31 ago (+3/-0)

How do you stop a bunch of niggers from hanging around your front porch?

... hang them out back.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 18:12:52 ago (+1/-0)

Black people are people.

[ - ] Questionable_2 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 15:20:58 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe you are around the wrong people or the shit you're saying is not appropriate. In my group of friends/co-workers we laugh and joke about a lot of things, nobody gets upset.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:02:01 ago (+0/-0)

Nowadays most people motate in defensive mode. They probably don't even believe it, but playing devil's advocate all the bleepin' time is supposed to be a sign of intelligence. No matter what jibberish exits the pieholes.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:55:20 ago (+0/-0)

"Playing the devil's advocate" is a simplification of the idea of being able to hold multiple ideas in your head that you may or may not agree with and thinking through them. Playing with ideas, as it were.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:21:03 ago (+3/-0)

Damn Skippy!

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:48:07 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck em. I'm long over giving a shit some soft faggot has to say on something being "offensive". Maybe I'm just an asshole, but seriously the amount of pure hatred I have towards normies and the minorities I have to see everyday it's unreal. Like my man Gypsycrusdaer says "I leave my house and I see a nigger and my day is just ruined".

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

They can be annoying, but hating normies and minorities is like hating cows for being so bovine and exploitable. Stay out of their feedlots and pastures and everything will go better.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 07:09:50 ago (+1/-0)*

Stay out? How about they stay in their feed lots?

*editing to add

I still think it should be allowed to sue the state if one of their pets causes damage whether it be emotional or physical.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 14:00:16 ago (+0/-0)

Their 'feedlots and pastures' are metaphorically a combination of their physical locations and their level of compliance with the the state/rancher. It's not perfect, but the state as a rancher with 330 million head of cattle works disturbingly well.

Drivers license = ID ear tag

Income taxes = milking

Missing children = veal

And etc.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:26:47 ago (+2/-0)

Being happy and enjoying life is gay!

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:20:40 ago (+1/-0)

What did the yenta say to the mochel?
Don't you dare think I'm leaving a tip.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:02:52 ago (+1/-0)

Just laugh even more. The best way to destroy dogmatic ideologues is to laugh at them. They can handle insults and arguments, but they cannot handle derision and not being taken seriously.

Just give them your best crooked grin and a raised eyebrow, and watch them melt.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:17:36 ago (+1/-0)

Pointing while you laugh can make it way funnier.

[ + ] Whatthefuck

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

You're absolutely right. Plus you don't want them to think it might be something else you're laughing at.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 01:44:12 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy the little things

I heard you had a little thing that you enjoy.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:43:16 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22BPK2bR4C4

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

Your tits are old and saggy almost as much as @postwallhelena the bounce/fun factor is gone

maybe @Anus_Expander has a use for you?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Nah just kiddin’ the fun factor is gone with you, 2 drunk. Get some better jokes. 😐

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:36:31 ago (+0/-0)

Fair enough. If I wasn't cheap as fuck I'd donate you some peanut butter.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 20:07:29 ago (+0/-0)

You suck.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 19:52:26 ago (+0/-0)

Know your crowd - the aim of the joke now (at least around Karens and kikesses and shaniquas) is to remind them that the jew views women as equal to slaves (Talmudic quote from Menachot) and that they are stupid and racist if they think rape is bad - and that it is not referred to as rape anymore, but relieving poor migrants of sexual emergencies now, you bigot!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 19:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

This whole board is filled with humorless faggot militia larpers who take themselves way too seriously. I like to enjoy myself here.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 18:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Killing laughter is a slow miserable death (or existence), something funny is something offensive, so humor is reinvented to excite artificial feelings that nobody understands but causes them to join in with the rest of the crowd that laughs at nothing...and anyone not seeing the humor is a misfit extremist.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:40:00 ago (+0/-0)

Well, what was the joke?

[ - ] DarkSkeleton2000 [op] -1 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:34:43 ago (+3/-4)

Hollowoodcaust? Too soon?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:36:20 ago (+6/-0)

Not too soon, just not that funny. It's awkward sounding, doesn't flow. Maybe your jokes are bad and you're coming off as trying too hard.

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No one can take a joke anymore. submitted by DarkSkeleton2000 to whatever 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:20:16 ago (+21/-2) (whatever)

No one can take a joke anymore.
submitted by DarkSkeleton2000 to whatever 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:20:16 ago (+21/-2) (whatever)