We have reached a new level of gayness: electric rollerblades - Upgoat

We have reached a new level of gayness: electric rollerblades
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to videos 1 weekJan 10, 2025 20:06:19 ago (+18/-0) (www.youtube.com)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QkBg4_gClpA

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 20:20:14 ago (+11/-0)

What's the hardest part about learning to rollerblade?

Telling your dad you're a faggot.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 21:04:39 ago (+2/-0)

That NEVER gets old! 🤣

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 07:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

The skateboarders used to call us aggressive in line skaters fruit booters

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 21:01:12 ago (+5/-0)

Will be even more awesome when they catch fire. See how fast you can unstrap a 1200 degree fire on your foot! Cant wait to see it!

[ - ] allAheadFull 4 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 21:36:15 ago (+4/-0)

The battery is in a fanny-pack for even more gayness.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 23:37:23 ago (+4/-0)

Those are cool you fags

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:15:05 ago (+2/-0)

I know!

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:11:48 ago (+3/-0)

Ah, the Fruitlooper.

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 21:35:52 ago (+3/-0)

These will be used for purse snatching and drive-bys. Just waiting for the videos.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 07:38:29 ago (+2/-0)

Do you know how many videos there will be of the robber eating it? Definitely not zero.

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 16:46:55 ago (+1/-0)

That's literally battle angel alita

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 15:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

buncha fukin QUEEEEEEEERS

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 04:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

Totally gay but I secretly want one

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 02:49:21 ago (+1/-0)

Just because someone prances around like a fairy or rollerblades doesn't mean he's super gay. /jk

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 23:36:18 ago (+1/-0)

I had LA lights when I was a kid

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 22:23:51 ago (+1/-0)

Give me a pair of speed skates and I’ll run laps around that mother fucker at the rink.

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 20:50:14 ago (+1/-1)

Almost as gay as linking shorts.