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What should be the biggest concern if drink hot coffee burn the shit out of your mouth?

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 5 monthsJan 12, 2025 18:12:06 ago (+1/-0)     (whatever)

Why did you have shit in your mouth?



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[ - ] bossman131 2 points 5 monthsJan 12, 2025 19:11:29 ago (+2/-0)

Sue McDonalds.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 00:02:03 ago (+0/-0)

Only option

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 monthsJan 12, 2025 18:30:34 ago (+2/-0)

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh! 😐

[ - ] DARTH_VARIANT 3 points 5 monthsJan 12, 2025 19:22:30 ago (+3/-0)

… postwallhelena pulls out of Starbucks- takes a sip as she hits the curb- burning her mouth and lips.
She winces in pain dropping the coffee all over her black spandex jump suit causing severe pain and burning.
She swerves hard to the right (or is it left down there..) taking out several cars speeding along through the intersection….

This is why women shouldn’t drive- or vote.

I mean coffee shouldn’t be served so hot…

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 5 monthsJan 12, 2025 18:14:09 ago (+2/-0)

Never burned my mouth on coffee. Pizza? I am so impatient, that I kind of expect it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 00:14:24 ago (+1/-0)

If you woulda just snorted the coffee grounds we wouldn't be hither