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daily bible passage, 1 Samuel 18:27 - David steals hundreds of foreskins

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to TheBible 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 05:01:34 ago (+3/-2)     (www.biblegateway.com)

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Samuel%2018:27&version=KJV

Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

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Y'all literally worship from a holy book about people who are obsessed with cutting off foreskins. Maybe you should stop getting your religion from jews and get it from your European ancestors instead?


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[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 12:45:52 ago (+2/-0)

The epic sagas never mentioned mutilating cocks.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 07:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

'steals'; They were dead, it's not like they were using them.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 10:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

How come he didn’t cast them out?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 14:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

So killing people to cut off their foreskins is alright with you? I mean, as long as it was one of Jesus' ancestors going around killing people so he could cut off the tips of their dicks, right?

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:33:28 ago (+0/-0)

God said to kill them. God's always right.

Don't act like you're higher and mightier than God, you and I both know you'd kill kikes and niggers indiscriminately if you could get away with it.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:35:52 ago (+0/-0)

The kike god said it was good, which means it's probably evil, like the kikes. I would kill the kikes for what they've done to my people, not because I want to steal the tips of their dicks.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:41:18 ago (+0/-0)

The kike's god is Satan, they don't believe the Bible.

You're confused.

You really should 'know thy enemy'.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

Kikes cut off foreskins, non-kikes only cut off foreskins when tricked into it by kikes. Your bible is pro-cutting off foreskins. Your bible is jewish. My pebis is fine with a foreskin and no jew book will change my mind.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 21:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

Kikes also breathe air.

I just told Tofu,
Kikes are bastards who still try to claim the 'promises of God' which were conditional upon them obeying. They did not obey and therefore have lost any and all rights to claim those 'promises'.

The kikes can clip their foreskins all they want it doesn't profit them anything.

Your bible is pro-cutting off foreskins.

No it's not, the Old Testament is fulfilled and has passed away.

For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh: But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God. - Romans 2:28-29

Your bible is jewish.

It is God's Word. God is transcendent of ethnicity and worldly understanding.

You seem to think kikes are more powerful than God or something.

The kike's misunderstandings don't affect the truth, neither do yours.

no jew book will change my mind.

Not because of nescience, but because of ignorance.

"It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows." - Epictetus

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 23:13:05 ago (+0/-0)

How is it god's word if it was written by jews? This is like saying "Marx was right about capitalism". Marx was a kike, any truth he spewed was said only to get you to believe a lie. Even if the bible had any truth in it and wasn't just a load of bullshit, the fact that it was written by jews means any bits of truth in it need to be taken with extreme caution.

If you believe jews, you are a fool, and that is what you're doing when you believe the bible.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 00:07:03 ago (+0/-0)

How is it god's word if it was written by jews?

The first 5 books were written by Moses as the Holy Spirit moved him.

Moses was a Levite and a Yehudi, that is, a child of the house of Yah, not a 'jew'.

If you believe jews, you are a fool

That's what you do when you do not believe on Jesus, you're believing the kikes.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 01:03:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yah is the jew god who jews still worship in synagogue today. Yah told moses and abraham to cut the tips off baby dicks. Why would ai worship yah? I like my foreskin. Sorry jews stole yours.