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May I kindly ask you fine folks for a favor? Are any of you able to share with me?

submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:18:17 ago (+23/-3)     (AskUpgoat)

I just looked at my thermometer and it says that I have zero degrees, and I like the damned thing a whole lot better when it's darn near full of degrees. The one I got only holds a hundred of the damned things, but I have none, not a single fucking one! What the hell, where did they go?

Do any of you got a thermometer with 90 or more degrees, maybe you could send a few of yours mine way, cause I know how uncomfortable having too many of those fuckers can be. Miserable. I would be very happy to take them off your hands.

Let me know

Thanks in advance


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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 10 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:26:02 ago (+10/-0)

Move to LA, they have nice toasty campfires with lots of degrees.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:28:10 ago (+4/-0)

No thank you

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 22:50:18 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather freeze

Kek

[ - ] BoozyB 6 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 08:46:22 ago (+6/-0)

Sorry, got none to share.
I'm down -17 degrees this morning.

[ - ] registereduser 4 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:41:05 ago (+4/-0)

Here's 20. You owe me big for this, not a hand out.

1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1° 1°

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:46:39 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome!

[ - ] firestation7 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 08:00:25 ago (+2/-0)

1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°1°

Courtesy of the Freemasons. Can't have our little goats getting chilly in the storm.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 08:27:53 ago (+2/-0)

apparently those aren't going to make it here till tomorrow, as we are supposedly currently at a deficit of 2 degrees

[ - ] firestation7 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 12:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

I hear Maine is nice this time of year.

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:35:51 ago (+3/-0)

it was 62f in my room this morning. I like it!

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 12:30:24 ago (+3/-0)

Your degrees have migrated south for the winter. This happens every year. They'll start coming back on their own in Spring.

But according to the news, due to racism and xenophobia, and Trump's border wall, when the degrees were migrating south they were prevented from migrating across the border and out of the US.

We were taught in school that fire is hundreds of degrees.
So all of those forest fires in southern California are just hundreds of degrees that couldn't migrate across the border and got stuck in LA.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 15:04:56 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't the same news tell us that we're making too many degrees, and the world is going to have more and more degrees until we're drowning in degrees? I'm surprised anyone can be short on degrees these days, what with everyone going to college and getting degrees that way. But I hear a lot of those degrees are useless, so they might not keep you warm for long.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:08:17 ago (+3/-0)

The best I can do is send a bunch of ashkanazi cockroaches your way. I hear they make great firewood?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 20:47:12 ago (+1/-0)

fuck that, too much trouble for what its worth

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 10:01:36 ago (+1/-0)

In Texas it’s 36 right now, supposed to get to 56 at some point. I’ll loan you 6 when it gets that far.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 10:02:17 ago (+0/-0)

This morning we have 1 degree here.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2025 10:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

That’s pretty low. I can’t loan you until it gets to 50.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:43:11 ago (+3/-0)

Drop it into a cup of hot water = free degrees

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:47:18 ago (+1/-0)

the water doesn't stay hot, the wind chill is 20 below zero

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 17:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

Use a blowtorch

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:21:34 ago (+3/-0)

clever.

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 22:38:00 ago (+1/-0)

i betcha tractor supply sells them online. maybe murdochs

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 12:12:33 ago (+1/-0)

Funny

[ - ] Bigdeal 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:13:27 ago (+1/-0)

Here is a tip, buy a good heater.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:23:35 ago (+1/-0)

I don't have the same degrees as you. You have those faggy degrees. I only have 'Merican degrees.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:24:57 ago (+3/-0)

I am talking farenheit, not the gay shit, i just got a cheap fucking thermometer, I should have made that more clear

zero degrees on an American thermometer

none

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 07:59:16 ago (+2/-0)

Well, right now, mine only has 34 of them, and I need all I can get. Sorry.

[ - ] veridic 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 22:26:22 ago (+0/-0)

Put it in the corner of your room. The corner is 90°.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 15:04:17 ago (+0/-0)

Try placing the thermometer in your butthole

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 20:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

no

why are you gay?

faggot

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

Get a gaymometer instead. You recognize them by the F (for "faggot") placed after the degrees' symbol.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 08:02:37 ago (+2/-2)

you can have deez nuts faggot pedo cuck

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 08:51:07 ago (+1/-0)

Solid comment