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No, YOU'RE upside-down!

submitted by lord_nougat to whatever 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 15:11:27 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] oyveyo 8 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 15:52:59 ago (+8/-0)

This is one of those people who just loooves to hear the sound of their dogs barking nonstop.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:01:52 ago (+4/-0)

I can imagine visiting their house. They haven't had a normal uninterrupted human interaction in years. They don't even know what that is anymore.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:23:04 ago (+4/-0)

Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:18:59 ago (+4/-0)

Perhaps the incessant yapping helps cover up those annoying ceilingbird noises.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:21:51 ago (+2/-0)

Yip!

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 23:17:39 ago (+2/-0)

It's those people you visit and their dog is just ripping your pants and biting your flesh, and the owner says, "Max, stop that!! Anyways, how have you been doing?"

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 00:26:19 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, and it takes all of your restraint not to punt that little shit through a window.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 18:46:52 ago (+4/-0)

"...i'm not a idiot lol"

Your typing says otherwise.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 22:50:22 ago (+3/-0)

I can’t let my wife see this or we will have to have some dumb shit like this too.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:31:52 ago (+3/-0)

Every single one of the people who have these stupid little ankle biting yippers ALWAYS Expects Everyone else in the whole world to gush over and just adore the stinking shits.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 17:29:21 ago (+3/-0)

and after I see who posted this all my questions were answered.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 17:43:19 ago (+3/-0)

No u.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 15:51:53 ago (+3/-0)

*An idiot

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:46:45 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t be so hard on yourself, bud.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 20:22:46 ago (+3/-1)

Shhhhh...

Don't tell muzzies and kikes, but the standard door is designed like that so every house has a Christian cross on every door. This one is upside down.
Satanic.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:51:13 ago (+1/-0)

That’s not the reason.
It’s aesthetic, allows natural light in and provides privacy and security by that design choice.

Only a christcuck with cuck lenses thinks everything revolves around the slave religion.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:20:03 ago (+1/-1)

I have a four panel door. The cross is upside down.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 5 monthsJan 16, 2025 04:17:55 ago (+3/-0)

Your door is upside down.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:54:21 ago (+1/-1)

u wot?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:24:07 ago (+2/-0)

First we had the "chirp".

Now we have the "Yip"!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 19:29:05 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:33:49 ago (+1/-1)

BIG dogs,I hope.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:04:56 ago (+1/-1)

Genius.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 5 monthsJan 15, 2025 21:53:48 ago (+0/-1)*

i had no idea 'Bunnings' delivered to the USA

"Why is it bunnings? aussie cos its upside down?"

no, because when you do a special order for a door from bunnings it doesnt matter how many times you follow the exact order instructions theyll still fuck it up 5 times - like the handle on the wrong side, then the lock on the outside, then the hinges on the wrong side, i think number 4 was one that had been smashed the fuck up before delivery then by number 5 i told them to fuck off and dont come back.