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2 generations of Floridians are about to experience snow for the first time.

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 02:45:41 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

It hasn't snowed here in about 25 years, and even then it was like 1 inch. They're forecasting more than 4 inches today so I expect the locals are going to be freaking out.

I will post snowman.


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[ - ] JustALover 4 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 04:38:30 ago (+4/-0)

That's strange; we were promised global warming.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 09:29:35 ago (+2/-0)

Make sure to get a palm tree or frozen iguana in the shot for extra authenticity.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 03:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

curious about your snowman. The media will cry again that the end is near

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 03:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

Bring your plants inside.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 08:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

Gulf of AmeriKKKa here, 3 inches predicted, I still think it's bullshit

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 09:30:12 ago (+0/-0)

If you wear shorts in the snow, I'll snowblow your driveway and sidewalk!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 09:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, come on by and start blowin, fren 😘

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 10:06:04 ago (+1/-0)

If you do manage to go outside "below freezing", you probably won't enjoy sticking your dick in a snowblower auger.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 11:50:00 ago (+0/-0)

I am safe under my blankie, thermostat at 74 but I'm still cold 😭