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I volunteer for a local veterans charity on the weekend

submitted by con77 to whatever 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 13:04:20 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

Im retired. If I didnt do this Id be a hermit.

Im at a local business and this guy comes out. Im 65. Hes about 50.

He starts shooting his mouth off at me. Great. Another know it all self appointed Inspector General.

We're in front of Publix, Sams Club, Wal Mart etc. You need credentials to be approved by their corporate headquarters. They dont let just anyone pop a squat on their property!

So this guy is shooting his mouth off at me. Hes not the first. Hes the 101st! I start out trying to explain my presence but hes just getting worse. Personally insulting.

When theres no witnesses I tell the bastard "SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!". I'm old but I still bench more than this fucker weighs.

I must have struck the nail on the head because right after that two guys my age walk out and he points at me and shouts "HE CALLED ME A FAGGOT!". HAAA! He thought he was gonna cancel me! The two strangers looked at him like so what?

Once again I tell him "BEAT IT YOU FUCKING BITCH!". I was so rude to the chump any man with a hair on his balls would have punched me in the mouth. I was ready to go.

Instead shim gets on his bicycle, loaded down with a ridiculous amount of plastic bags by the way, and pedals off. Of course I told him "Buy a fucking car bitch as he left".

Im old. Not dead. And still pretty strong.


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 14:42:08 ago (+2/-0)

WHY did he shoot his mouth off? A key element.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 14:55:43 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah... You're story seems like copy pasta from the JIDF manual on "stories to post so Americans believe you" 3rd edition.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 10:04:22 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 15:27:27 ago (+1/-0)

It's the ladies shoe salesman syndrome. The guy desperately needs someone he can feel superior too


Unlucky for him he chose an old snapping turtle to poke

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 15:59:32 ago (+0/-0)

He starts shooting his mouth off at me. Great. Another know it all self appointed Inspector General.

This is the reason for my disdain of veturunz. After Gulf Blow II when we shoveled every mouth breather who could right his name into service they all bought into the "you're the best of the best, you're the baddest motherfucker out there!" bullshit they feed you. And those stupid fuckheads cling to it as if it is the only meaningful thing they have in life. Maybe it is.......

Those cunts had billions of dollars of equipment, intelligence and training going in and still got sent home with their tail between their legs by fucking goat fuckers. And the "PTSD!!" OH GOD THE PTSD DON'T LIGHT OFF FIREWORKS IMMA VERTURUN!

We allow the wrong people to serve our country. *Imma veturun, kin I gits a discount? What? Ya don' discount fer veturunz? I surved muh cuntry!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 16:33:14 ago (+2/-0)

I can only surmise that you Sir are not a Veteran.

Despite assuming the name of a great wartime leader.

Therefore although you are entitled to your opinion I would lump you in with the ladies shoes salesmen.

Roman Salute \○

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 19:55:10 ago (+1/-0)

BOOM! Right there! BUSTED 'em good.