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This is what a snowman made by a Floridian looks like

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 17:21:38 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/vbx71k.jpg

I know it's pathetic, but there it is. It was too fucking cold out there to find twigs and coal and carrots and hats. I said I would, and I did. I made no claim that it would be great!


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[ - ] kammmmak 8 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 17:29:48 ago (+8/-0)

That's an owl dude

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 17:32:15 ago (+4/-0)

I was coming to say penguin.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 19:11:28 ago (+3/-0)

Have you seen snowbirds?

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 10:44:25 ago (+0/-0)

They are thick here in St Pete.
It’s an infestation.
WHY CANT I SHOOT THEM!!!!!’??????
Dammit

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 11:34:13 ago (+0/-0)

Make them drink more, then they'll fall over and nap a bit.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 17:23:30 ago (+4/-0)

So,how's the "Global Warming" doing down there!

Nice "snowman" attempt.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 19:56:33 ago (+2/-0)

It's wonderful that the city has shut down. The silence is beautiful.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 20:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

Same here, the Redneck fella's are tooling around on their 4X4's have a ball!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 05:01:51 ago (+2/-0)

It was too fucking cold out there to find twigs and coal and carrots and hats.

Next time wear something besides a speedo, flip flops and a bedazzled tank top and you'll do better I promise.

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 05:02:45 ago (+2/-0)

That's all they sell in Florida.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 19:11:44 ago (+2/-0)

A snow Minnesotan!

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 19:03:11 ago (+2/-0)

Eh, that's only because it's made from cocaine that washed up on a beach.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 10:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

Wait- I missed some?
Crap

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 18:11:23 ago (+2/-0)

Snowfloridaman!

[ - ] Love240 2 points 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 18:01:11 ago (+2/-0)

Hah!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 02:16:18 ago (+1/-0)

Needs more nose. Make a snow jew out of it, then stomp it out while shouting German expletives.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 01:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

well, it's a start. he did his best with the little material available

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 22:25:51 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like an owl.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 21:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

We'll practice makes perfect.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 4 monthsJan 21, 2025 21:03:00 ago (+1/-0)

Damn global warming.
Antarctica is melting and the Arctic is invading Florida.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsJan 22, 2025 07:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

Needs Carry gun