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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 21:41:45 ago (+4/-0)

1. sell grandma
2. buy someone elses children
3. rent out said children to other millionaires
4. nda nda nda
5. profit

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 22:13:09 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, Obama.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 00:57:16 ago (+2/-0)

dont blame me, i neither set those rules, or am bound by them.

im a broke motherfucker so i dont have to do the whole 'you can only cash in your millions on my grift if i can fuck your preteen daughter' thing.

or in hunters case straight up get high as balls, fuck malia obama, and leave pictures of the party on your fucking laptop.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 00:34:34 ago (+3/-0)*

Business is going to need 3.5 years to pay off its loans then we are going to start stacking cash and look into real estate. Even if we need to put in sweat equity, the tax deductions will be worthwhile.

Talking to my family about purchasing the old cafe in town in about ten years which has been a gem for the neighborhood. The owner is getting older and won’t be able to keep it open much longer. would need to see the books of course.

Working to save up cash for that espresso machine. I could purchase it right now on this or that interest-free card or some sort of loan, but I’m starting to enjoy the old school “saving money for something big and exciting” aspect of it. And if I lose my job and end up working for minimum wage again while I look for another career type gig, I’d be happy to be a broke man with an espresso machine.

Career is going alright. Team is brining in a lot of money for the company. Told my boss today that his entire team needs to be better compensated as a direct result of these quantifiable efforts. Himself included as the leader.

Anyway, just gotta pay the income taxes for last year and I’m personally debt free. Few more years and the business will be out of debt and it’ll be smooth sailing.

And despite all this, still going back to finish college part time. If I make it to medical doctor, cool. If not, at least I’ll have a degree in science and can find some other bullshit job. Really just need to learn to appreciate the day to day since this shit takes forever,

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 03:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Research. I know that there is a career called legal researcher. what about a med researcher, or as one used to expect from a family gp, a diagnostician.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 10:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll investigate. I’d even settle for being a professor part time. So long as I enjoy the work and subject matter.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:08:28 ago (+3/-0)

How to make a small fortune.

Step 1, start with a huge fortune.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] -1 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:13:10 ago (+0/-1)

Not true.
GED here.
Millionaire.
Worked hard.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 00:56:18 ago (+2/-0)

This post brought to you by Reddit.

Where /r/thathappened is always real.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 02:09:56 ago (+0/-0)

Whatever.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2025 03:05:29 ago (+1/-0)

The stars aligned for you, friend. The right time, the right service, etc. And you have a history in the area. As the old saying goes, "to make money one has to have money." That will never change.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 22:41:32 ago (+1/-0)

Accurate

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:08:46 ago (+0/-0)

Not really.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2025 23:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

All well and good until you take a close look at the modern jewish society you're supporting.