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Typewriter Security

submitted by Trope to Schizophrenia 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 15:03:52 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 16:45:54 ago (+5/-0)

This is also true for VGA monitors. By how it is buzzing, they can somewhat scrrencap what you're seeing

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:47:36 ago (+2/-0)

Don't you mean CRT? Because LCD's and plasmas had VGA connections at one point as well, and don't buzz.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:05:04 ago (+4/-0)

It's not esoteric knowledge.
And it doesn't need to be heard over long distances.
An acoustic laser device can put be pointed at your window and can measure the sound that hits the glass and then reassemble it into coherent audio.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:16:57 ago (+3/-0)

Even with 'loud discordant noise' there are algorithms that can separate that out. A lot of communications depend on such algorithms actually.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 18:38:39 ago (+3/-0)

We all radiate massive amounts of data though our behaviors.

[ - ] FacelessOne 6 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:39:52 ago (+6/-0)

emits racism

[ - ] ZZ11YY22 1 point 4 monthsJan 26, 2025 01:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

6 letter word with 5 keystroke frequencies...

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 18:37:13 ago (+3/-0)

You’re not important enough for any feds to give a fuck

[ - ] Trope [op] 3 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:16:37 ago (+3/-0)

My feelings, Satan.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 18:42:50 ago (+2/-0)

Perry Mason and Matlock were always solving the crime because the typewriter made the r look funny or the t didn't make the little bit that goes above the horizontal line. Yep. Typewriters weren't completely secure either.

The sound thing is why you Always have "Fortunate Son" Blasting at Top Volume while you're doing anything you don't want others to hear.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 22:46:42 ago (+1/-0)

randomness will always beat this kind of surveillance

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:06:49 ago (+1/-0)

nonsense

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:32:57 ago (+1/-0)

I have doubts it works well in practice. Maybe in a lab. Maybe with modern AI they can "diffuse" out the noise until they get something like what they are expecting. But then it will just hallucinate. Now that's an actual tool. Sometimes faulty intelligence is worth more than accurate intelligence.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 23:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

This is why I always listen to Black Sabbath at 78 speed while shitposting.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 22:33:20 ago (+0/-0)

And all they get is how we call other people niggers and faggots.