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Life Pro Tip: upload the chat history with your partner to AI and ask it to evaluate your responses, then show her the result if you wish so

submitted by Eliack to WhatCouldGoWrong 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:13:03 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Sector2 7 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:33:05 ago (+7/-0)

It claims he's rational, but he's with an emotionally volatile victim who escalates grievances.

Something isn't adding up.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:56:04 ago (+6/-0)

He was enraptured by the pussy. It's every man's weakness; unless you're paul_neri.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 27, 2025 05:07:24 ago (+0/-0)*

I like the Venus Mound as much as the next dude. It's the sun-dried tomato strips I'm not keen on.

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:07:36 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds like you haven't dated a western woman born after 1960

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:42:16 ago (+0/-0)

I reached into the cradle and grabbed some of the 1969 (+/-?) editions. Should have gone with your number though.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 20:12:15 ago (+2/-1)

He's also a girl. This is a lesbian couple.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:15:28 ago (+2/-0)

Brutal

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 23:36:29 ago (+1/-0)

My partner?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 4 monthsJan 26, 2025 03:41:07 ago (+0/-0)

This is brilliant can it detect who is a narricist from comments?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -5 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:18:53 ago (+1/-6)

Kill yourself

If you are afraid then ask me so I can help

Kill yourself


If you are a commie pig then you had best kill your family and then kill yourself

PRO TIP: real men intend to shred the family of the communist coward.

Step outside and find out it would have been in your best interest to stay inside and die on your own terms.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:29:46 ago (+4/-1)

holy shit you are turbo autistic

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -2 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:31:11 ago (+1/-3)

Hello officer

Goog riddance pig

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 19:34:41 ago (+1/-0)

hows being on parole? whatd you do?

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 4 monthsJan 25, 2025 21:25:11 ago (+4/-0)

He's been like this since the oldvoat days. He once told me specifically, "You and your family are fucking dead if you step outside."

I went outside. This was like four years ago.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 4 monthsJan 26, 2025 01:43:45 ago (+0/-0)

Did you touch grass? I heard it was green.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 4 monthsJan 26, 2025 02:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

It was indeed green. And then I had to get the mower out and cut it.