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Started a new job at a thrift shop

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to whatever 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 18:48:03 ago (+38/-1)     (whatever)

Not too bad so far. Been waiting for an opening there, and eventually when I'm old I'd like to own an antique shop or something. Worked for jews in similar field before, never again, but it's a Christian business. Worst part is no smoke breaks besides lunch

Thanks for keeping on @system


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[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:00:29 ago (+6/-3)

Quit smoking you faggot fuck. Hey guys look at me committing slow motion suicide. Fuck you. I say this with love. Imagine telling your kids you’re dying cause you like smoking. That’s fucking gay. Suffocating like some weak willed pussy while your family cries around your death bed. Fuck that

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:20:36 ago (+14/-3)

Nicotine is harmless and probably actually good for you. Smoking anything isn't great, but even that's not anywhere near as bad as ingesting the chemicals they spray on cigarette tobacco. Smoking all natural tobacco with no additives is at least break even just fine for your health, but probably actually beneficial.

Besides all that, I don't trust the fuckin government. Governments all over the world have been trying to get people to quit smoking for almost 50 years. The same government that recently tried to fuckin kill as many people as they could over the fuckin flu. If you wanna take their advice about what's good for ya, well have it Skippy. I'm ok with figuring that shit out for myself.

[ - ] Love240 8 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:24:30 ago (+8/-0)

I am seriously considering growing some tobacco for an attempt at amateur cigar production.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 21:12:07 ago (+4/-0)

Do it, it's easy AF. There's too many blogs and vids about it because options and opinions, it's easy.
Virginia Gold seeds have been great for me, I've ended up just curing them nicely and no flavoring (aka carcinogens) are needed. And I live in a pretty shitty climate to grow it.
There are many different varieties specifically for cigars if that's your target. They crossbreed easily so keep em separate or allow your own strain to evolve, it's heaps fun.

[ - ] con77 4 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:45:56 ago (+4/-0)

There was a Woody Allen movie in the 70's called Sleepers. He wakes up from a time capsule in the future and everyone is smoking. When he questions it they reply that smoking was finally found to be good for you!

Some weird sex stuff too.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 10:14:46 ago (+1/-0)

I liked theorgasmatron scenes. That pedophile degenerate jew did make some funny shit decades ago

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 20:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

The weirdest movie I ever saw had Aragorn from lord of the rings. It was the future and people ate plastic. They genetically modified themselves for entertainment. Technology was like these body things. People would grow extra eyes or hands or dicks or whatever to get high. It was not a good movie but it was the weirdest movie iv ever seen. I don’t remember the name though I can’t seem to find it. I just remeber Aragon from the lord of the rings.

Shit I found it. It’s called crimes of the future. Here’s a single image from the movie
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNDBmOWQ0YmUtMjRiZi00NjI1LTgzMWItMTlmNTk4ZDAwZjNiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTI3MzY5ODAz._V1_.jpg

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 22:18:06 ago (+4/-0)

I smoke 2-3 American Spirits a day.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 23:59:03 ago (+2/-0)

Which color? I remember smoking the yellow ones and the light green ones for a good while.

Once pay $12 for a pack in downtown Chicago in 2010.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 11:00:23 ago (+0/-0)

I like the black pack. All the others are too light for me. However, I only smoke half at a time.

[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 05:59:31 ago (+1/-0)

Governments all over the world have been trying to get people to quit smoking for almost 50 years.

Reminder that jews are the whole reason that we smoke in the first place. 4-500 years ago, they were the original traders that brought tobacco to England, and right about a 100 years ago (1920s) jews tied cigarettes to the suffragette movement, calling them 'Freedom Sticks', and are the whole reason women smoke in the first place. Previously, it was considered extremely unattractive for women, to the point of being taboo. The lead jew behind women smoking was (((Edward Bernays))).

You and I, regular people, have been trying to get people to stop smoking for half a century. Jews only finally let it go as they have national banks for their income now, which they didn't have 110 years ago. Same with alcohol consumption laws heading into prohibition, you wait long enough and nobody can tell who the good guys were anymore.

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 08:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

Sauce for jews being the ones who introduced tobacco to europe?

[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 09:28:17 ago (+1/-0)*

No easy source, as it is independent research. I can walk you through to the conclusion though.

The British East India Trading Company is what built the British empire, but it was largely isolated from the King. It kept it's own armies, and had agreements where it's jurisdiction was (generally) everything outside of Britain, while the King had jurisdiction inside Britain. The British East Indian Trading Company did not allow jews to hold positions inside of it.

The primary competition to the British EITC was jews, who ran their own trading outfits based out of (what we now know as) the Netherlands, which was originally part of Spain. Literally, the Netherlands exists because Jews who didn't want to leave Spain when expelled ran to what is now the Netherlands, caused the 80 years war, then took 'the Dutch Republic', as it was called, for their own.

The entire economy of the Dutch Republic was trading. While Amsterdam was originally the main hub for Sugar importing to Europe (through the Dutch EITC, a direct competitor to the British EITC which was literally simply bought by jews), by 1650, sugar took a backseat to tobacco, which became the jewish Dutch Republic's greatest import, and Europe's first Tobacco processing center was created in Amsterdam. In fact, Tobacco was so lucrative for the jews that the money they made off of Tobacco literally caused the Dutch 'Golden Age'. As a fun fact, it should be no surprise that the same Dutch EITC literally brought the first jews to America in 1654, where they would establish New Amsterdam and larger New Netherlands, now known as the insufferable New York / New Jersey area. This is, of course, the same area and same jews behind rum distillation, if you have been following my posts on the jews behind alcohol consumption.

And what did the jews do with a bunch of tobacco and no consumers? Manufacture consumers, of course. As with American women in the 1910s, smoking was considered disgustingly unattractive, and jews spent the next 50 years pushing tobacco on the rest of Europe. Reminder that their primary opposition was King James VI and I, who, try as he might, couldn't stop the jews from pushing tobacco in his territories (please see his rather humorous 'Counterblaste to Tobacco').

In general, any time something addictive is introduced to modern society, jews were behind it. Jews literally require their wares to be addictive, because the addiction makes a country's citizens actually want to disobey their leaders enough to consume. Otherwise, people decide it isn't worth the risk.

Jews introduced us to tea, and later coffee (when they realized that coffee was more addictive, which we now know is due to higher caffeine content), tobacco, hard spirits (originally, Rum), weed, and, though I don't know about us, they introduced China to Opium, which caused a massive destabilization and ended the thousands of years of their dynasty system.

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Google anything I've typed. I checked every sentence to ensure they are worded in a way that they are easily citable.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 09:00:22 ago (+1/-0)

I thought it took some time for the jews to infiltrate the Dutch East India company. Not the basis for it.

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 14:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

Your thesis seemed to be that jews discovered these things and were responsible for persuading the clueless whites to overindulge in them, both of which I highly doubt.
The subsequent exploitation of the markets is another matter.

[ - ] aleleopathic 0 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 00:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

They didn't discover them, and the addictive qualities took care of the overindulgence. They just made them easily accessible, and palatable, to the masses, and then made smoking/packing tobacco socially acceptable (as it was considered disgusting for most shortly after Europe's first introduction).

They then monopolized the distribution, and used power and influence gained from just the monopoly on tobacco distribution to pass e.g. the 1753 jew bill.

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:16:23 ago (+0/-0)

When was this monopoly on tobacco?

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 08:41:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking right.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 20:24:20 ago (+0/-0)

I’m sure op is smoking is own home grown chemical free cigarettes not cowboy killers or Newports

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:19:10 ago (+1/-1)

Kurt Vonnegut would say it's a classy way to commit suicide

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 18:59:34 ago (+2/-0)

Thrift deez nuts nigga.

kek Just kidding. Sounds like a peaceful and easy job. Always search the pockets. People find mass amounts of drugs and money there.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:06:44 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of former addicts and prisoners work there so it should be alright

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:56:45 ago (+2/-0)

Does the place sell guns?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:20:21 ago (+1/-0)

Not that I've seen yet

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:21:20 ago (+4/-2)*

Christian thrift shop?
Is it the SLAVEATION ARMY?
Because they'll work you to death and complain that they're paying you too much and will try to jew your paycheck by offering you take some of their unsellable stock off their hands.
I worked for them while I was in their "rehab program" which doesn't focus on anything addiction related while they force you to accept "God" and make you go to church everyday when in the program, even though the whole fuckin company is a giant scam that preys on vulnerable people who have no other options and use them as slave labor and pay them only a few dollars a day while saying their room & board are their payments.

EDIT: Here's a link to what I'm talking about
https://www.courthousenews.com/salvation-army-rehab-center-participants-ask-seventh-circuit-to-revive-forced-labor-claims/

[ - ] registereduser 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 21:04:44 ago (+2/-0)

I did a tree job for those assholes in Sacramento at some house they had for I don't know why. The dude I was dealing with straight up ghosted me without paying. Contacted local headquarters and they said I'd have to deal with him, but he had gone on some mission for who knows how long.

They force people seeking help at their shelters to sit through their garbage christcuck sermons and won't feed them without.

I think they were once a good organization, like 80 years ago, now they are absolute shit.

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 22:50:26 ago (+1/-0)*

They've gotten really bad within the past 20 years or so. My grandfather was the one who wanted me to get into their Adult Rehabilitation Program, and I told him how bad it was & he told me to just get through it because they're paying my room & board & paying me literally no more than $25 a week.
My grandfather was so old that he thought that was a good deal especially if they were providing meals. I told him that PRISONS pay more & he scoffed me off.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 00:33:21 ago (+2/-0)

Don't know why you were DV'ed. Everyone knows Salvation Army is a scam, just not as bad as 1-888-Kars-4-Kids.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:33:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I'm not sure what that side of it involves

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:56:23 ago (+0/-0)

I always liked old storefronts like that.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:37:11 ago (+2/-0)

Can you call dibs on cool merch?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:45:58 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe. I tipped my buddy on an old fostex recorder he's been looking for.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:45:15 ago (+2/-0)

Grats. It should be a stress-free job unless some filthy niggers come in.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:47:11 ago (+1/-0)

One nigger I know from a sobriety group. He's a hard worker. Mostly white otherwise.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:00:35 ago (+2/-0)

Recycled furniture repair...is that something you could do? We have a really successful business here in town that does that.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

Never really tried my hand at it?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 21:23:00 ago (+0/-0)

It's mostly taking the furniture apart, cleaning it really well, sanding down the finish and re-finishing if needed, and re-assembling. Some parts get replaced as well, like broken legs or rusted screws and whatnot. Stay away from wicker/woven stuff until you get a hang for it.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 00:31:01 ago (+2/-0)

AYO 2 FOR 1 SALE ON DEEZ NUTZ U HEARD

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:12:07 ago (+2/-1)

Remember, everyday is another opportunity to quit smoking. Good luck with the new job.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 19:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

Good for you man.
Good luck, hope it all works out.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 20:48:51 ago (+1/-0)

BRUH! you never tried nicotine gum? that shit is no joke. If you chew it too fast you'll get sick. Or cant you chew gum at work either.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 22:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

You're old enough to possibly remember nicotine suckers? They were about the size of a blow pop. I only ever saw the red flavor. You didn't eat the whole thing in one go. Pop it in for 30-60 seconds and you're dizzy.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 21:19:14 ago (+0/-0)

Someone lent me a few Zinn. Just gotta get used to swallowing it. Can cause indigestion

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 22:16:44 ago (+1/-0)

Why wait until you’re old?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 01:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

I'm probably going back to the pool industry next year, when I can drive again

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 00:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe just get the patch?

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 12:26:08 ago (+0/-0)

In honor of your new found fortune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

"Damn, That's a cool-ass Honkey..." LOL!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 08:53:02 ago (+1/-0)

Ya know, I've never listened to that whole song

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2025 16:56:12 ago (+0/-0)

Worked for jews in similar field before, never again, but it's a Christian business.
LOL, nobody told @OP who the CEO of Christianity is.