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Climate change, chemical spraying, and the sky falling, oh my!

submitted by prototype to whatever 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 04:21:38 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

My understanding is the chemical-spraying phenomenon is an 'super secret!' airforce program, directly related to the climate change bullshit.

Someone high up told someone else high up in the government "in ten years time something fucking horrible is gonna happen! My proof: Trust me bro. Also look at all these scientific papers you obviously don't-and-wont ever understand. Proof by paper-stack size! Peer review maaaan!"

And the guy who decided this was like "oh my god! The world is doomed unless we act right now! It has to be super-mega-ultra classified though, maybe not even the president can know!"

"totally bro!"

"totally!"

they both nod, solemn and serious.

Then we get the shitty airforce spraying the sky with shitty chemicals.

MEANWHILE on an airfield somewhere, serious looking men consult with a problem pilot.
"You don't need to know. Just understand this is for the safety of the whole nation. No. the whole world. Next question out of your mouth and you're out on insubordination charges."

pilot, thinking to himself: my mortgage, my career
pilot, serious and solemn: "YES sir!"

And thats the five-thousand conversations that lead to this.

No thought what so ever, just beep-boop and do as I'm told.

MEANWHILE in DOW's chemical board room: "The useless shit we've been selling to the airforce to cropdust the whole public under ultrasecret joint project DUTCHOVEN has been a wild success. They've boosted our profits by 6 million percent!" (mid-air high-fives).

one board member: "whats in it?"

other board member: "waste chemicals from outback all our plants, and whatever our competitors didn't want and sold to us to dispose of. Also all the old tires in my grandfathers secondary properties in nawjawsey. Had them ground up and added to the mix. Saving $150 bucks a year on the disposal fees! Why dump it in the rivers and behind dams anymore?"



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[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 05:55:13 ago (+2/-0)

That fog they dropped on us a few weeks ago was full of parasites and bacteria. Maybe stock up on Ivermectin and some generic antibiotics. It's not a conspiracy theory that they want White people dead.

[ - ] prototype [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 06:33:45 ago (+1/-0)*

That fog they dropped on us a few weeks ago was full of parasites and bacteria.

The chatter is that it was a national CBRN test.

My assumption is if that is true, the regime is using bloodbanks and wastewater to see how far the agents spread.

Also might tie in with the drone campaign. How close in could drones of unknown origin get into various restricted airspaces without local, state, regional, and federal responses from different branches of the government?
How many citizens would shoot at the drones? Etc. These are questions that would be asked by some SCI-tier program informed by eggheads like RAND.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 04:29:43 ago (+2/-0)

man fucken i wish i had taken a photo of a shop in a town called 'Upwey' yesterday.

sunday after 10am. sign on door 'due to inclement weather we are closed for the day'

literally 'it a little bit warm so we decided to go back home to bed' - it was fucken mid 30s. today is hotter. but what a pack of fucking pussies, it is absolutely 100% no warmer now than it was when i was a kid fort.... uh... four years ago because only 22.

but i digest... i did scaffolding for a year... two years ago i think. ive always been a lazy ass motherfucker when it comes to sunscreen, and im a redhead, so i spent my summers as a kid swimming in fucking calamine lotion and aloe vera... scaffolding in 2023? never used it, never burned. i have noticed a few days where the sun has a bit of sting to it from time to time... but im not burning and its literally no hotter than it ever has been. 19.... fucken.... when i was 8 i got given a pair of rollerblades for christmas. couldnt use them outside because the tarmac was melting and all it did was leave divots. tell me again is getting hotter.

my joke for the year is 'if its the hottest year on record again this year, where are all the fires? clearly the space lazer is busy in california' no bushfires at all so far this season. absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, got up to i think about 37 then we got a massive thunderstorm with lightning that you could see coming for a hundred kilometres just like any other fucking monsoon season, the lightning didnt start any fires either. what gives?

[ - ] prototype [op] 2 points 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 04:45:31 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know about you, but the colder, rainier, and cuntier the weather gets, the better.

Love me some awesome lightening storms.

Stand right out in the middle of that shit every time. Seen some amazing chain lightening over the years.

Only time you need to GTFO of there is if the air gets a weird ozone smell and/or your hair stands on end. Thats when you know you're about to get hit with some volts.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 05:59:33 ago (+2/-0)

Only time you need to GTFO of there is if the air gets a weird ozone smell and/or your hair stands on end. Thats when you know you're about to get hit with some volts.

When I was young I did some mountaineering. I experienced those conditions twice and both times I narrowly missed getting hit by lightening.

[ - ] prototype [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 06:01:10 ago (+1/-0)

When I was young I did some mountaineering. I experienced those conditions twice and both times I narrowly missed getting hit by lightening.

Cool story. Lets go hiking some time.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 06:48:36 ago (+1/-0)

Defund chemtrails!

[ - ] prototype [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 06:57:20 ago (+1/-0)

Defund chemtrails!

pretty much. also stop calling them that. Use the phrase 'chemical spraying'.
You use the opponent's language, you lose the battle of ideas.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 05:01:05 ago (+1/-0)

Its your tv during nigger ball

[ - ] prototype [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 05:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

Its your tv during nigger ball

who fucking owns a tv these days?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 4 monthsFeb 3, 2025 05:10:46 ago (+0/-0)

Freeeeefom!