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If you read

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 monthsFeb 8, 2025 07:12:28 ago (+1/-5)     (whatever)

Science says that humans at one point were down to a very low number. Borderline extinction. Iv learned I can trace my temper genetically. So what if, during this dire time, there was the “perfect human” a beautiful Jesus motherfucker. And instead of fleeing this gay motherfucker was like “I gotta save my cat” and then he died he of course he cause women suck. And then and now humans are fucked cauze were all assholes in our genes. What if. Cats ruined humans. This is why I try to run over every cat I see on the road.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 monthsFeb 8, 2025 10:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

Cats ruined humans.

Thats not true and you know it.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2 monthsFeb 8, 2025 07:55:21 ago (+0/-0)

You don't like cats because they have tiny penises.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 8, 2025 07:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

Cats will eat your gay corpse with food in their bowls