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Crisis in the hood

submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 11:20:56 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/cuh5q6.mp4

"Where we is steal from now?"


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[ - ] Merlynn 10 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:30:08 ago (+10/-0)

"In this store,everything is a dollar."

(translated from nigger) "Really? That means I can steal 900 things before it's a crime."

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:42:48 ago (+2/-0)

that line of reasoning requires basic math

[ - ] Merlynn 10 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:44:39 ago (+10/-0)

Niggers can do math when it comes to crime. It's like an idiot/savant thing.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:08:10 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, it just takes them all week to figure it out.

[ - ] Majiqai 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:52:19 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 14:57:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah,but they'll get there when it comes to crime. Figuring out how to spend your money properly? They don't care. Crime? They'll work on it til they get something.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:16:08 ago (+0/-0)

Depends, I always wondered are the 950 bucks with or without tax?

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 14:57:52 ago (+2/-0)

Well,taxation is theft anyway so...

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 15:26:19 ago (+0/-0)

In a world with jew it def is.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

Without.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 18:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

It is now considered a felony to possess over $950 of items obtained through retail theft with the intention to resell (AB 2943). Similarly, breaking into vehicles to steal property valued at $950 or more with the intention to resell is now also considered a felony (SB 905).

In California, shoplifting is a misdemeanor that applies when the value of goods taken is $950 or less. Retail theft that exceeds $950 may be charged as a misdemeanor or a felony.

Thought they lowered the amount, but they just made it a felony over $950.

[ - ] Cunty 4 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 11:54:30 ago (+4/-0)

I couldn't understand what was being spewed out.

[ - ] Merlynn 4 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:31:12 ago (+4/-0)

Apparently the Dollar Tree is shutting down. Cause even a dollar is too much for a nigger to pay.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 4 monthsFeb 9, 2025 03:04:20 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks .

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:24:28 ago (+1/-0)

OOK OOOK EEKEEEEK UNGA BUNGA MUGGA FUGGA! BIX NOOD!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:10:31 ago (+1/-0)

I agree, it's not easy deciphering niggerspeak, but where in England are you from? I can't understand half the English accents, and I'm half English.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 4 monthsFeb 9, 2025 14:34:16 ago (+1/-0)

"They shut down dolla tree"

No, you did

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:14:28 ago (+3/-0)

sheeeeit

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 19:14:48 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks to whoever cut the gay TikTok outro out of it.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:06:44 ago (+2/-0)

Oh no, there's nothing left to steal, what we gon do

[ - ] Love240 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 19:55:52 ago (+1/-0)

I appreciate whomever's attempt that was to cut out the entire Tiktok jingle. It did not go unnoticed.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 18:22:39 ago (+1/-0)

What's a poor thieving nigger to do?

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 16:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

"Weez dun stold e'reethang an nows dem rayciss huwyt pipo don beez putin mo' sheeit on duh shelf fo us tuh steelz an sheeit."

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 14:51:36 ago (+1/-0)

@Gowithit on suicide watch.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 14:56:06 ago (+2/-1)

I felt her panic. Hell of a cinematographer.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 14:48:54 ago (+1/-0)

HOWMY GONNA STEAL TO FEED MY BABIES!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:15:17 ago (+1/-0)

We keep stehlinn them shiiiiet and tey don get new stuff in y wiet pipo not use them magic to make stuff appear?!

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 12:50:47 ago (+1/-0)

"NOW WHERE AM I SPOSE TO STEAL MY GROCERIES?"

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 19:22:36 ago (+0/-0)

Not shutting down just yet, they just can't find anyone to drive there with the deliveries.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 19:18:05 ago (+0/-0)

Combination of o"Bidenomics & nig-varsity!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 16:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

fuck them niggers