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Who wants a free Valentine's day poem?

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:26:07 ago (+6/-1)     (TheosOpiumDen)



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[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:41:16 ago (+3/-0)

Roses are red and some even grow in our ditches

Street whores are cleaner than vaccinated bitches

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:42:34 ago (+0/-0)

That was beautiful 😫 you moved me...to go to bed. Good night.

[ - ] Scruffy 2 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:31:25 ago (+2/-0)

Roses are red, and sometimes they’re pink


You bet tonight, I’ll roofie your drink

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:27:06 ago (+2/-0)

Fuk it, let's read what you got!

[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:34:05 ago (+1/-0)

Give me a name and a few random details and I will write a poem for that person

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:56:50 ago (+3/-0)

There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her name was Anne Frank.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:05:14 ago (+3/-0)

...and NO ONE would fuck-it.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:05:17 ago (+2/-0)

She invented the pen
Wrote a Diary and then

She did nazi how her ancestors would use it to make bank.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:10:37 ago (+2/-0)

strong start then the lazy got you huh?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

It was hard to riff off of the original post opener:

There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her name was Anne Frank.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:29:35 ago (+0/-0)

Great Satan---big_fat_dangus..!!??

[ - ] Scruffy 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:34:29 ago (+1/-0)

Roses are red, and cost more than a buck


I hope tonight I won’t be a cuck

[ - ] Scruffy 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:25:14 ago (+1/-0)

Roses are red, and come from the florist


Later tonight, I’ll lick your clitoris

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:44:11 ago (+0/-0)

Now THAT was velly velly clever! Ah so grasshopper!

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

you get what you pay for

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 02:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

roses are red
violets are blue

words so true
wasted on you

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 01:20:18 ago (+0/-0)

Roses are red, Daisies are not, I will lube up my wiener, with your snot. amen

[ - ] Scruffy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

Roses are red, and slowly they’re dying.


You call me a stud, but I know that you’re lying