Would I get into trouble if I shoot up a car that's doing donuts and drifting at me? - Upgoat

Would I get into trouble if I shoot up a car that's doing donuts and drifting at me?
submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:21:17 ago (+2/-0) (AnonWhatever)

I pulled it but didn't fire. I was in fear for my life.

[ - ] anon 1173971 4 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:28:40 ago (+4/-0)

Legal advice was the reason voat was started in the first place. OP, you've come to the right place.

So it is only legal to shoot a car that's doing donuts and drifting at you if you yell a slew of racial slurs as you're performing the shooting. Phrases like "dead niggers can't drive" or "fucking kike, get your dreidel off my cul-du-sac" come to mind.

Be sure to film yourself before, during and after the shooting and declare your intent to not leave any survivors. Any self respecting judge will envy you and wish he was you.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 21:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

Just to add to this, you should have a manifesto written and ready to post online. Make sure it includes things like 6 gorillian, loxism, IQ and race, and blood libel.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:22:41 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. Reckless driving is not enough. They need to try to hit you. If they drive into you intentionally you should be in the clear. You have to let them hit you first.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:26:48 ago (+1/-0)

;)

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

Lol!

Pretty sure this is probably literally true, in some jurisdictions.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:37:45 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, laws don't apply anymore. Pretty sure you can just go ahead and go for it.
If anybody gives you any guff about it, just shoot them too. in minecraft or tetris or whatever, in accordance with scripture.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:45:21 ago (+1/-0)

My lord, as I'm sure you already know, "in Minecraft" is not a defense to saying something stupid on the interweb which will get you investigated and more often than not arrested if it's serious enough.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 21:07:11 ago (+1/-0)

Clearly. Hence why I ALSO included Tetris!!
CHECKMATE SCIENTOLOGISTS!!!1

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 3742805 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

Really; or is that a coward's excuse to placate himself for doing nothing?

[ - ] anon 1887629 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 00:52:53 ago (+0/-0)

Only if you get caught

[ - ] anon 1273770 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:42:37 ago (+0/-0)

No don't shoot. Just pull your dick out and shake it at'em. Maybe a little squirt a piss or two on their windshield. amen

[ - ] anon 3742805 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

First, get the fuck out of there. Second, if by some miracle the zogbots track you down, you need to keep saying: "I was in fear for my life." The bots have to write down everything you say, so keep repeating this statement no matter what they ask you. (It also helps to act very scared/emotional.) If your case goes to trial the bot will have to testify that you appeared scared and kept saying you feared for your life. (I actually got this advice from a lawyer.)

[ - ] anon 2777010 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:08:42 ago (+0/-0)*

Generally it's legal if you feared they intentionally planned to kill you.

Just do not talk to police or go in to see them or explain anything without a lawyer.

And also do not post details online. Or on any device. Sometimes devices get lost in a pond.

[ - ] anon 2653933 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 21:35:58 ago (+0/-0)

Remember the second amendment guarantees your right to keep arms. But only as ornaments. The jew laws will put you away if you away if you actually use it.

[ - ] anon 3179142 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:55:10 ago (+0/-0)

The first rule of getting a jew lawyer would be not talking about how you have to pee when you put your hand in warm water. (I am talking out of my ass and I don't really know, let me check with my jew doctor).

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

Depends on what "...drifting at me?" actually means. If the car was out of control did you think you'd stop it by shooting the occupants? Or was that just an irrational act prompted as you watched your life flash before your eyes as a 3 ton projectile hurled towards you by someone younger, stupider and of course blek! Because that's of course self defense to shoot a negro about to slam into you EVERY FUCKING TIME!

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 3523247 [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 21:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

he drifted really close to me and missed I was afraid for my life that he would be successful on the second drift but he didnt do any more drifts when he saw my gat he drove away

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 1273770 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:43:22 ago (+0/-0)

The way the court will see it is that you could've ran away or escaped on foot. Nothing is holding you there.

[ - ] Lost_coast 0 points 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like a good way to get yourself a felony record OP.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

Ooh, I hope he has a really cool record player to listen to it on!

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:46:29 ago (+1/-0)

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[ + ] puremadness