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[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

“How getting hernia saved my sex life”

[ - ] Panic [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:51:42 ago (+3/-0)

Bring a forklift.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

nah sorry osha regulations prevent us from lifting anything heavier than is rated for the fork and/or lifting anything that could be considered 'alive' without some kind of approved cage. she wouldnt fit in the cages they use to check pallet lanes in warehouses.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:46:26 ago (+1/-0)

and no we aint trying to get stupid fancy and lift her on a double wide coordinating two forks fuck that shit the supervisor can do it the same fucking stupid way he pulled it down and put it back up last time then its his fucking problem when the middle of it sags and collapses and fat fuck falls 20 metres

[ - ] calx 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:12:41 ago (+2/-0)

"They are saying that we are playing unusual music and that we are playing riffraff coming out of here, and that is just not true," Turner explained.

^^lies

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

"She be askin how i get dems moneys"

its a valid question to ask any boon 'self funding' a business.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 08:18:55 ago (+0/-0)

HUD loan, with the expectation of failure. Then a jew swoops in, and takes over.