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White people don't season their food.

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 23:21:47 ago (+20/-0)     (m3.gab.com)

https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/33/19/85/331985e03300d71f909662a6ab4c4784.mp4



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[ - ] Trope 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 00:04:00 ago (+0/-0)

The people who invented cured sausage?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 01:05:57 ago (+0/-0)

Goddam, niggers are disgusting.

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 04:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, but a tablespoon of organic cane sugar... You diabetic fuck.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 07:29:12 ago (+0/-0)

Ragu adds it for you.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 07:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Ffs anybody still eating name brand shit? You all are worse than niggers.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 08:17:31 ago (+1/-0)

Idk, I haven't had any of it in 20 years. I don't even know what the name brands are.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 09:39:47 ago (+0/-0)

And then when the spaghetti ran out, the nigger dad shot the whole family

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 10:56:18 ago (+0/-0)

Mo' suga' taste mo' betta!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 13:26:59 ago (+0/-0)

They found aldi's.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 00:52:04 ago (+1/-0)

nigger cuisine.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 01:47:49 ago (+2/-1)*

On the bright side (besides the 100x more sugar than ever needed) :
-The noodles are al dente and it looked semi-edible before
-She's cooking affordable food at home instead of overpriced fast food goyslop
-She's using a real wok instead of some scratched-up nonstick fry pan with forever chemicals.
-Add red peppers, spinach, eggplant, sweet onions, other it might even be acceptable.
-Getting closer to those triple digits IQs.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 02:57:15 ago (+0/-0)

I legit thought it was a dude in the video.
With the amount of added sugar all the benefits you described are moot.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 08:55:05 ago (+0/-0)

True but I enjoyed his optimism.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 04:17:07 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers: Can't talk, can't cook, can't drive, can't work. Remind me again why we keep subsidizing their existence?

[ - ] Whatthefuck 2 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 23:24:54 ago (+2/-0)

I think I got diabetes from watching that.

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 00:49:45 ago (+3/-0)

The secret ingredient in Lawry's is sugar.

[ - ] observation1 5 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 23:44:08 ago (+5/-0)

You probably already do but just don't know it. Read the ingredients of your favorite pasta sauce

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 01:09:02 ago (+6/-0)

Ma-in-law puts a teeny spoonful of sugar in her sauce, it is pretty good.

These niggers are just disgusting. As niggers are just normally.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 08:53:41 ago (+4/-0)

Yes I put just a dash of sugar in mine as well. Coupled with a tiny bit of cream of tartar as my grandmother explained it 'rounds out the tomatoes'. I don't know but I love my sauce and so will keep doing it this way.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 12:48:12 ago (+2/-0)

I shall suggest the addition of this stuff next sauce night.

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 15:14:29 ago (+2/-0)

Hope it goes well for you guys. I do maybe a couple tsp of each at most for around 2Qts of sauce. Nothing like this disgusting video!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 15:34:11 ago (+1/-0)

@love240

have you tried this? Cream of tartar in the sauce?

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 15:41:26 ago (+1/-0)

I have, both. I don't particularly like sugar in the sauce.
That's more for a Chicago style pizza sauce, IMO.

The cream of tartar, yes, it gives the sauce a silkier, smoother texture.
I don't find it entirely necessary, but if you have a sauce that you blended or just want it to be smoother, it works.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 15:42:33 ago (+1/-0)

ty

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 23:19:16 ago (+0/-0)

I find the cream of tartar to be particularly helpful for sauce made from home grown tomatoes. Often my tomatoes are at various stages of ripeness and tartar seems to smooth out the sauce. It boosts the acidity which probably affects the taste.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 23:59:55 ago (+3/-0)

It's been a few years, but I found some in the back of the cupboard. Classico has sugar, Kirkland does not.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 09:08:42 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on the tomato variety I'm sure. And preference of course.

But still you're talking like Tbsp/16oz. or thereabout at most. Not fucking cup(s) of sugar like this dumb nigger.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 7 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 23:33:20 ago (+7/-0)

What the actual fuck?

No wonder they are all so fat.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 8 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 01:34:50 ago (+8/-0)

Black people get diabetes because of racism and sheit.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 10:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

"Racism and evil huwytes forced me to dump half a pound of sugar in my spaghetti for two!"

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 13 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 00:09:02 ago (+13/-0)

fuckin nasty. I will never understand why niggers think we don't season our food. White people fought wars over spices and brought them all together in one place. Southern whites, even before the jews brought nogs here, seasoned the fuck out of their food. Some jew whispered this shit in their ears and they ran with it because stupid.

When I lived down south, the only BBQ worth a fuck is made by rednecks. Its where niggers steal everything from. Their shit is always nasty. Like clothing size, they cannot figure out how it all works and comes together.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 00:19:49 ago (+11/-0)

They think we don't season our food because they think we eat what gets served in school and prison. No, nigger. If you get free lunch or ten years in the pokey you don't deserve seasoning.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 00:25:27 ago (+7/-1)

Oh that's right! That's exactly why they think it. I think I knew that but burned that brain cell up at some point.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 01:07:26 ago (+4/-0)

Additional ethanol ought to fix that right up.

I raise my glass to thee!