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If God loves me...

submitted by lord_nougat to whatever 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 00:44:52 ago (+24/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 02:57:02 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 12:51:34 ago (+0/-0)

There's a trebuchet inside that locker!

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 0 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 06:43:59 ago (+0/-0)

Because god keeps a jew locked inside.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 15:58:59 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 11:00:56 ago (+1/-0)

You have to build your own. People do it all the time.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 08:58:23 ago (+1/-0)

because you spent all your money on a guillotine.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 06:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

"Over 10 in print!" got me LOL

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 10:43:29 ago (+0/-0)*

Jewish-Gods aren't in the business of handing out trebuchets.
Not without a payment plan and an interest rate anyway.
You can't afford a trebuchet because you are already deep in debt to your Jewish-God for "cureing" an imaginary disease he invented and inflicted you with called "sin".

If you want a trebuchet, don't worship a Jewish-God banking God.
Try White Nationalist Paganism instead.
All of our White Gods are War Gods.

Heil Odin! o/