Yes. I saved the girl from the first Jurassic Park movie from being molested by certain high profile Hollywood jews. There's a reason why she quit acting that she doesn't talk about.
I touched up my then sister-in-law's tits. I crept into her room and touched her boobs. She started moaning and her nipples got hard and surprisingly long for someone with small boobs. I tried to go to her undercarriage but she said no. She then came to her senses and kicked me out of her room. I'm not proud of it and regret it. I don't know why I did it except that I was and am a sexual opportunist.
I confess my darkest secrets - and the government's darkest secrets - on the daily online.
But...
I once sucked my own cock when I was like 14. Never could do it again.
Had some bicurious interest in a very handsome and Nordic looking preteen when I was like 14.
Had mild sexual interest in a 8 year old blonde girl when I was 17.
Jacked off on a cat when I was about 19.
Deliberately showed my naked ass to my mom when I was 14 after she commented I had a nice bum as a baby.
I could probably think of other stuff but this is already pretty Freudian. I reckon it's pretty mediocre stuff. But I'm not going to visit a shrink so I might as well post it here.
Yeah confirms you are degenerate too. You have the longest title, man. Degenerate whitebad jewgood soygoy phonefaggot shillerino. I think i missed one.
I've never had actual homosexual relations. Or anything akin to it.
The exceptional thing of my youth was the endless street fights. Over 100 by puberty. As I started growing up I started doing things like sucking my own cock. I'm not particularly proud of that but neither do I sweat it. I am proud of all the fist fights though. I won almost all of them too.
And yeah, I get it. The 14 year old was me. Tasteless humor though.
Truth is, my recital is boring and probably tame compared to what others here could relate. Guys here are much too scared or uptight to come clean though.
Only a handful of blacks. I grew up in places like Phoenix and Southern California. Not a lot of niggers around.
I was undersized until puberty so got picked on. My father was a former professional fighter and taught me how to box. He paid me a one dollar bounty to beat up any boy that cussed me out, not showing respect. I had a lot of fights with kids that didn't know how to fight mostly.
Amazingly I never ended up in juvenile hall. Had the cops called more than once though.
My brother is one of whatever you are. Stop taking their drugs. They put hexes and stuff in it they use to control you. Once you're off their drugs you start thinking clearly.
I tried it once when i was 12. It was too much of a hassle and i gave up within less than a minute. Also i didn't want to end with a hump and at that age i often wondered are those guys with humps just sucking their own cocks? Joe, can you confirm?
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The details of all of this are for the deathbed.
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I touched up my then sister-in-law's tits. I crept into her room and touched her boobs. She started moaning and her nipples got hard and surprisingly long for someone with small boobs. I tried to go to her undercarriage but she said no. She then came to her senses and kicked me out of her room. I'm not proud of it and regret it. I don't know why I did it except that I was and am a sexual opportunist.
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But...
I once sucked my own cock when I was like 14. Never could do it again.
Had some bicurious interest in a very handsome and Nordic looking preteen when I was like 14.
Had mild sexual interest in a 8 year old blonde girl when I was 17.
Jacked off on a cat when I was about 19.
Deliberately showed my naked ass to my mom when I was 14 after she commented I had a nice bum as a baby.
I could probably think of other stuff but this is already pretty Freudian. I reckon it's pretty mediocre stuff. But I'm not going to visit a shrink so I might as well post it here.
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I've never had actual homosexual relations. Or anything akin to it.
The exceptional thing of my youth was the endless street fights. Over 100 by puberty. As I started growing up I started doing things like sucking my own cock. I'm not particularly proud of that but neither do I sweat it. I am proud of all the fist fights though. I won almost all of them too.
And yeah, I get it. The 14 year old was me. Tasteless humor though.
Truth is, my recital is boring and probably tame compared to what others here could relate. Guys here are much too scared or uptight to come clean though.
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I was undersized until puberty so got picked on. My father was a former professional fighter and taught me how to box. He paid me a one dollar bounty to beat up any boy that cussed me out, not showing respect. I had a lot of fights with kids that didn't know how to fight mostly.
Amazingly I never ended up in juvenile hall. Had the cops called more than once though.
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