Yardwork: a bird or possum (most probable culprit) pooped on my garden seat and hardened like lacquer and nothing I used can get it off viz WD40; turps; nailpolish remover. - Upgoat

Yardwork: a bird or possum (most probable culprit) pooped on my garden seat and hardened like lacquer and nothing I used can get it off viz WD40; turps; nailpolish remover.
submitted by paul_neri to Homesteading 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:24:51 ago (+10/-1) (imgur.com)
https://imgur.com/a/6JP0pfh

so I'm gunna need to scrape it off and repaint the area. The nailpolish remover started to take off the paint but not the shit!

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[ - ] @lord_nougat 2 points ago (+2/-0)

Did you try vigorously licking it clean?
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[ - ] @WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point ago (+1/-0)

I can't see it, says requires registration. I really wanted to see some bird sheeeeiiiiiit before bed. Dangit!
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[ - ] @Nosferatjew 1 point ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like it's not going to rub off onto your dress if you sit on it, so what's the big deal?
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[ - ] @bosunmoon 1 point ago (+1/-0)

Your link is retarded and gay, but try your own piss and spit.
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[ - ] Nosferatjew 9 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:46:00 ago (+9/-0)

This may be the most retarded post in all of voat history.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:50:40 ago (+2/-0)

Dude you asked me a question: "Sounds like it's not going to rub off onto your dress if you sit on it, so what's the big deal?".

Fair point. I've rubbed the area with disinfectant which hopefully killed all the germs but it doesn't feel nice. The wretched bird/animal shat exactly where I sit and it had the rest of the seat to choose from ffs. I put an outdoor cushion there but it's a pain to get it and take it in again and if I leave it out it could suffer the same fate. Anyway...I've scraped off the f..king stuff with a paint scraper and repainted the area.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 23:32:33 ago (+3/-0)

Fag. You sit in mystery shit like a real man.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:26:06 ago (+9/-0)

This post is retarded.

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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:36:54 ago (+5/-0)

Goo Gone - Adhesive Remover.

- https://googone.com/

It rehydrates and removes anything.

I've personally used it to remove 60 year old tile adhesive from a concrete floor. Everything was removed, and it left the concrete in a perfect polished condition. It will remove paint, and lacquer finishes so be VERY deliberate where you apply it.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:57:06 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks dude. The link reminded me I had some degreaser that may have worked. Anyway...area is scraped and repainted. I hate possums, I really do. The bulldozers of the garden.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:59:55 ago (+5/-0)

Possums are a god send. They are a hoover vacuum for ticks, and various other small pests.

YOU WANT THEM AROUND.

[ + ] JohnnyKarateChop

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:03:45 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah possums are pretty cool. They eat pests, look ugly enough to ward off small mammals that'll eat your turnips and shit up your begonias but are ultimately harmless, and their average body temperature is low enough that they wont contract/spread rabies.

Basically, it's like me living in your garden, but smaller turds.

[ + ] inaminit

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 06:24:14 ago (+1/-0)

They also predate Copperheads and other adders.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:37:21 ago (+3/-0)

Homesteading, lol, queeri lives in the burbs.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:53:33 ago (+3/-0)

Have you tried licking it?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:58:50 ago (+1/-0)

No because I'd get germs and probably horrible ones. The Buruli ulcer emanates from possum poop.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 08:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

"Germs" are fake and gay.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:21:23 ago (+2/-0)

Yuck.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:37:18 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe hammer it with a small hammer if it is really hard.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:52:49 ago (+2/-0)

The area in question is too small for that, unfortunately, and the poop is wafer thin. But it was on the part of the seat on which I sit! Life can be so unfair!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 02:37:40 ago (+2/-0)

It it is too small for the hammer, try hammering it with your dick!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 07:06:22 ago (+1/-0)

KYS, then you won't care anymore

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 08:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

Neri, try using cleaning(concentrated) vinegar. You may need to soak a rag in it and let it sit on your little turd there for a few but I’m willing to bet it will do the job. If you cured your leaking asshole you wouldn’t have these issues.

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Yardwork: a bird or possum (most probable culprit) pooped on my garden seat and hardened like lacquer and nothing I used can get it off viz WD40; turps; nailpolish remover. submitted by paul_neri to Homesteading 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:24:51 ago (+10/-1) (imgur.com)https://imgur.com/a/6JP0pfh

Yardwork: a bird or possum (most probable culprit) pooped on my garden seat and hardened like lacquer and nothing I used can get it off viz WD40; turps; nailpolish remover.
submitted by paul_neri to Homesteading 1 monthMar 5, 2025 21:24:51 ago (+10/-1) (imgur.com)
https://imgur.com/a/6JP0pfh