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redneck teaches rich boy a lesson

submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 15:19:39 ago (+18/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/eykbex.mp4

Ive had my truck up to 110. I think it would do 130. it was still pullin hard. the speedo goes to 140.


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 7 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 17:52:06 ago (+7/-0)

Now go around a turn.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 6 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 16:49:42 ago (+6/-0)

That would be an F150 lightening. Pure electric, 580 hp. About 20 more horses than the lambo.

Electric vehicles are very fast. Stupid ugly and gay but really fucking fast.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 20:46:18 ago (+3/-0)

The goal was always to have a motor car that's faster than an electric car -- even off the line. Used to be able to do that.

I'm still dubious that a pure electric would exceed at high speed passing. I don't know what's wrong with the Lambo. Fire out the exhaust is fuel that's not burned in the motor. It's not an afterburner.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 00:50:36 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know why they do that. I figured they were just dumping so much fuel to it because efficiency goes out the window at a certain point

[ - ] aleleopathic 2 points 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 07:26:39 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know what's wrong with the Lambo.

Made by Volkswagen in the EU, where artificial limitations make it really tough to even have a motor that can produce the output that it does. Those motors should be producing around 1000 horses stock, as they are considered to be extremely well built. You can generally return this kind of power with just bolt ons.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 23:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

The EU doesn't mind you farting out fire?

[ - ] aleleopathic 1 point 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 07:31:07 ago (+1/-0)

Electric vehicles are very fast.

It's just a show.

If you have ever driven one in a 'spirited' manner, you notice that the battery temps rise fast, and then your output power is limited very quickly. None of these cars can maintain the high power outputs - they are 'peak' power, which can only be produced for a short while (very short in the Teslas, longer in e.g. the Taycan which has a higher voltage architecture). The Tesla's with plaid can't even maintain the output long enough to do a proper 0-top speed run.

Gas vehicles can maintain this power indefinitely. EV's have 'show ponies'.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 18:05:59 ago (+3/-0)

Looks like an F-150 Lightning SVT, circa 2000. Supercharged 5.4L V8. High ceiling for hotrodding.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 20:50:03 ago (+3/-0)

Now, that's a good motor. Just lose the truck around it.

Love supercharged 'Stangs that are loud.

I just want a C8 Corvette now, though.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 15:52:02 ago (+3/-0)

redneck engineers and refines engine and powertrain to achieve peak performance from whats available. quietly spanks every plastic shitbox around.

chaz/chop type seattle retard black guy spends stolen democrat money on off the shelf sports car and terrorizes the town he invaded with it.

i know what type of person i want to be.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 15:44:53 ago (+3/-0)

What's the lesson?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 10 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 16:01:34 ago (+10/-0)

Even gays can drive whatever car they want.

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 17:35:08 ago (+3/-0)

America

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 14:18:11 ago (+1/-0)

My Fusion stops at 125. It should have gone faster, since it was downhill out in rural Iowa.

Someone added a supercharger to their truck. I would too if it can do that.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 21:19:18 ago (+2/-0)

kek Back in the early 90's I had a badass custom Chevy Silverado with a built ZR-1 Corvette engine and tranny in it. I was getting about 600+ horses. I was running 35-12/50 BF goodys. It was decked out with ladder bars. I had 3" exhaust on it and it had a sound like no other. The guy who built the truck was a famous mechanic and knew his shit and had all the machines to get it right and well balanced. It had this low, bassy bellow until I romped down on it then it sounded like hell coming to earth. I could snap your neck if I gunned it in low range. I put a badass stereo system in it. Van Halen/ACDC sounded amazing in it. It had high quality saw blade wheels and upgraded to 4 disc brakes.

"It" happened all the time. I'd be at a red light and a sports car would pull up beside me and wanna try it. I humiliated many of these yuppies. I'd grab 4 wheel drive and the moment the light turned green I'd jump twenty feet grab 2nd and leave their ass in the dust. Wasn't even close ever once. We'd usually do a 1/4 mile. Had a cop race me one time. I know him--he's a buddy of mine. Blew his fuckin doors off. Everybody talked about this truck and wanted it. It had t-tops. It was stylish. The front brush guard was all stainless. It had big ass KC lights with the yellow smiley face covers on top of the roll bar. It had duel gas tanks with the switch to switch them over. It wasn't too hard on gas AS LONG AS I kept my foot out of it. It had Harley Davidson floor mats. I miss it bad. I miss that sound. That smell. That vibe. It was a cool ass truck.

Then one fateful night a beer jumped out in front of me while I was in performance mode and in third gear growling around about 80mph on an old back road. and I hit a tree in a way that I ran up the tree about 15 feet and slid back down it like a cartoon then went backwards into a deep ravine. Broke the frame in at least 5 places. The tree still bears the scars today and I shake my head every time I drive past it. The only thing I hurt was my feelings. It was a once in a lifetime vehicle. I keep a pic of her on my desk. I cried when I said goodbye to her.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 21:53:19 ago (+3/-0)

Then one fateful night a beer jumped out in front of me
That’s bud light behavior right there.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 22:02:01 ago (+1/-0)

It was the Zima!!!!! lmao

I didn't drink tranny water. It was most likely Michelob Light or Nattys

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 00:49:20 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, man. What a loss. Ah well better to burn bright briefly rather than stagnate.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 16:50:10 ago (+0/-0)

Pics or gtfo!

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 20:34:42 ago (+1/-0)

140? Damn a lambo cant outrun my nissan?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 17:02:39 ago (+2/-1)

What are wind dynamics of a truck like tat close to 150 mph? Shit don't seem right just drag and other problems should allow the lambo to kick ass...

Raw redneck horsepower over came all that sheit

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 19:07:33 ago (+0/-0)

I'm thinking an empty truck bed may generate downforce?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 3 monthsMar 7, 2025 00:53:24 ago (+1/-0)

Truck aerodynamics are pretty cool. The tailgate and back of the cab create a pocket that greatly reduces drag. Even better with a tonneau cover

[ - ] ElementalPee 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 15:41:39 ago (+1/-0)

How was this filmed? The camera seems way too locked in place behind the car to be filmed from a vehicle behind them. The car clearly changes speed throughout the video but there's never any slight pulling away or closing in from the camera. I'd think it's some kind of camera mounted on a pole from the car or something but there's nothing that I can see. Looks weird.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 15:54:46 ago (+3/-0)

its that asshole in seattle that was running around terrorizing seattle i think. he had a gopro on a selfie stick that hung off his trunk. coppers got him.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 20:40:53 ago (+1/-0)

Selfie stick. Most gopros can mask out the stick and blur things enough to make it "invisible."

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 21:03:40 ago (+0/-0)

My ride can show a camera view of all the way around the car, like it’s 5 ft above car, probably same.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 20:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

Both driving like cunts on public roads, and both deserved to eat a wall.